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September 28th

National Dumb Blonde Day

The dumbest most lesbian blondes were born September 28th, so they all celebrate their stupidity and annoyance on this day.. They think they’re smart and athletic but they are blonde so they aren’t either.

by haldowntome October 20, 2019

3👍 13👎


Stop simping September

Every September, you have to stop simping.

Boy 1: Omg I just gifted 50 subs to Pokimane
Boy 2: Dude why would you do that, it’s stop simping September

by leehoolia August 28, 2020


september 24 birthday

People with birthdays on September 24 are bad bitches and don’t care what anyone think. They are also super cool and nice and easy to be friends with. And don’t forget, they will always be there for anyone

Omg Selena sooo has a september 24 birthday! Look at her!

by Bad b🤧 October 16, 2019


Stop Squirting September

September is the month that females must not squirt at all. Like No Nut November but for girls

I’m participating in Stop Squirting September

by USOAv6 November 1, 2018


Stop shit september

When you don’t shit for a month, September. To pay respect for the victims that died on September 11th and aren’t able to shit again

Omg did he really do Stop Shit September?
Yeah, he gained 17 kg

by Analtwist November 13, 2019


21st night of September

Love was changin' the minds of pretenders
While chasin' the clouds away
Our hearts were ringin'
In the key that our souls were singin'
As we danced in the night, remember
How the stars stole the night away, oh, yeah

Hey, hey, hey
Ba-dee-ya, say, do you remember?
Ba-dee-ya, dancin' in September
Ba-dee-ya, never was a cloudy day
Ba-du-da, ba-du-da, ba-du-da, ba-du
Ba-du-da, ba-du, ba-du-da, ba-du
Ba-du-da, ba-du, ba-du-da

21st night of September

by Intoxicatedさむらいぢお November 16, 2022


September 8, 2022

THE QUEEN FUCKING DIED-

SEPTEMBER 8, 2022. OH FUCK SHES DEAD. WERE ALL FUCKED.

by Mattttttttttt196 September 8, 2022