The land is breeded on yeehaws and cornbread. It’s either the drugs or the A Plant that’s got the people going ape shit. The land is nothing but back roads and more back roads. The cops there are sure nice and even nicer to gamble stolen money. Our mascots is between a Tiger, Redstreaks, Indians, and Eagles. Oh but don’t be alarmed, we got a Walmart down the road where you can surely see Bobby sue pissing on a stick in the parking lot after her boyfriend Ricky just overdosed on Yeehaw Black Ice. Also say hi to the local thieves around here that will steal the tin right off your house. Yikes. There’s nothing but lost dreams and drugs everywhere. Welcome to good ole pike county. We also got motels with bed bugs! Hell yeah partner.
“Hey have you been to pike county ohio?”
“Ain’t that the place where them scary folks be?
A corrupt police department in king county at Washington state. These guy's get mad at you if you carry a lighter, knife, gun, or spray paint. They can also get mad if you shoplift or fight anyone. It's common for people around here to do that though, and these dummies don't even notice most of the time.
* King County Police Department Pulls up to a Street*
*points gun at guy and tells him to get on the ground, so he does and then...*
Cop #1: *throws guy into cop car after handcuffing him*
other Cop Talking to Cop #1: I hangout with all the swat guys and we go to Las Vegas and some strip clubs
Cop #1: *laughing hysterically*
That same guy again: Oh damn what did I get myself into?
This is the a hell hole everyone is mean and will chew you and spit you out like a drug and people talk ab everyone at least 2 people got nudes and everyone has seen em and everyone got someone twerk video lmaooo cryin but come to our school the teachers are ok and they don’t know ab this!!😭😁
Girl:🥺🥺🥺 someone’s got my nudes..!!
Girl 2;You must go to Jasper County Middle School!😂😂😂
A school located in Leitchfield, Kentucky. 90% of the school have county accents and 45% have probably done drugs. Full of brainless students from the ages of 11-15. GCMS is good at about 2 things and is basically nonexistent. According to studies, it is the whitest school you'll ever see.
Person A: I'm from Grayson County Middle School.
Person B: Who?
stepford county railway is a fictional roblox train game by Charlie_RBX aka Charlie Bobux. It is UK based and there eneds to be mre fucking pacers.
Yo wof woof my e man, wanna play Stepford County Railway. That train game full f safechatter guards?
Where you can find the rats, the bullshit, and the fights at 7AM. Full of whores and STD’s. if there’s not a fight every morning, it’s not cchs. Roaches, snitches, and bitches ONLY
Welcome to Choctaw county high school, home of the fuckshit
Carlton County is probably the most stereotypical redneck county ever in between the Twin Cities and Duluth. If you're family is originally from here, you'll find that you're first kiss was probably your 3rd cousin. And if you go ice fishing, you'll find anybody fucking there bitch on a snowmobile or rockin it in a fish house. And if you drive a rusty piece of shit that's probably illegal to drive. Don't worry about the 5-0. But if you drive and kind of lifted truck with some loud pipes, oh boy you're fucked. Carlton County- Come here for a fucked up new life, but can't leave cause of the bomb ass weed. Enjoy your stay!
Redneck 1: Hey bro did you see that hot bitch in carlton county?
Redneck 2: yeah dude, I heard she's a huge truck slut, plus she's probably my 2nd cousin.