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How about a nice cold cup of stfu

A nice way of telling someone to "shut the fuck up".

"My toes hurt!!! Aww... my back just ain't what it used to be. Did you see that, Gladys? Did you see that?"
"Hey, Janie, how about a nice, cold cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP?!"

by Derangon July 15, 2004


why we can't have nice things

Why we can't have nice things (Also known as this is the reason why we can't have nice things) is an expression used to show anger or disappointment over an object or action.

Person 1: *posts long, extremely sexual post about Children's show on internet.
Person 2: *reads over shoulder as Person 1 types post.
Person 2: This is why we can't have nice things!

by boomhare January 02, 2016


thats a very nice everything you have there

An internet meme based on minecraft creepers. Creepers explode when they get near the player destroying you house, creatures, etc. The meme goes "thats a very nice (wolf, everything, house, etc.) you have there. It would be a shame if something happened to it."

thats a very nice everything you have there. it would be a shame if something happened to it. (boom)

by herpderpdude August 03, 2011


i said your hairs nice

a saying you can use when you say something harsh to someone and they reply with what?

jon "hey matty you ugly fucker!"
matty " what?"
jon "i said your hairs nice"
matty " oh.... alright..."

by faggerspool January 27, 2011


Zarah, thÉ nice n' sweet sweeede

"Zarah, thÉ

nice n'

sweet

Sweeede"'s 😉
Me,
MYself &
MY name & / nickname, translated fr. Sweeedish : Zarah den Rarah, due to that my personal assistant and PLURAL others, in my so called "New Life", always tell me that I'm SUCH a nice and cute person!😋

Hi and hello there,I am Zarah, thÉ nice n' sweet sweeede,
{ I say while removing my commercial Pilot hat / Cap to shake hands} after the landing😉

by zarahdenrarah@gmail.com January 31, 2018


This is why we can't have nice things

what do i need to say.

want an example of This is why we can't have nice things? urban dictionary would have been an better place if HORNY PEOPLE NEVER EXISTED

by someone else thats not u March 03, 2021


This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Track 13 of Taylor Swift's sixth album, Reputation. Also shortened to TIWWCHNT.

And here's to you, 'cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do...

HAHAHAHA!!! I can't even say it with a straight face!
This is why we can't have nice things, darling...

by b_awkward92 January 18, 2018