we should do something sometime

"I know I have no chance w/ you, but I am saying this because it would be really fun. I'm a loser, so just say 'yeah...' and walk away."

"We should do something sometime!"
"...Yeah"

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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. She doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and you can't do a rat's ass about it; the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.

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we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

yo we need to cook bitch

Jesse from breaking bad

Jesse: yo we need to cook bitch

we gotta go to the club after this

a phrase that people say to their friends after uncontrollably laughing at something

no this does not mean they are actually gonna go to the club

*while laughing* HOMEGIRL WE GOTTA GO TO THE CLUB AFTER THISS

We Don’t Believe What’s on TV

A great song by Twenty Øne Piløts that helped me confirm that whatever Oprah says is bullshit.

Me: hey have you heard We Don’t Believe What’s on TV? Friend: yeah! It’s so good!

We don't talk about the drill

Don't talk about the drill.

We Don't talk about the drill!