Over 30 years old with no job Laying up under someone elses roof so he don't have to pay rent. Pretends to be sick often for pity. Has to use wifi to use his phone. No vehicle and not about his money. He don't love you he needs you.
He is nothing but a bum ass man-child!
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Phrase that a martial arts teacher will say when his student is using his skills for evil.
You can think up your own example
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A mix of words used to describe a person who is extremely adorable, loveable, and who is there for you in your times of need.
Ze adowable demon child is leaving her home. Ze adowable demon child is helping me.
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an organisation set up in britain to collect child support payments. despite having billions of pounds spent on it, it has failed miserably in its attempts to get money from absent parents to pay for the upkeep of their children. So odd given that the Tax Office never never never fails to take tax out of people's salaries.
the Child Support Agency has been one of the Tories' most succesful projects in that it has pumped billions of pounds of taxpayers' money into the hands of a private company and simultaneous left single mothers worse off and therefore we , New Labour, have a moral duty to force them into low-paid McJobs
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A common misconception that children posess the ability to shoot spaghetti from their fingertips; brought on by the comedic act of Dane Cook.
Man 1: Holy shit, I think that kid has child fucking spaghetti fingers!!! Did you see what he did to her?
Man 2: Nah, just threw his plate at her.
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A bashling. Some one who is singled out for emotional abuse and/or physical abuse. Some one who gets purposely written out of their inheritance. Some one with no birth rights. Some one purposely neglected financially. The unfavored one.
In my father's family I was just a red headed step child.
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Derives its meaning from the idea that;
1. Red heads are to be avoided
2. That step children are to be avoided.
So the idea of the both combined is doubly hateful
"beat him like a red headed step-child"
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