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red headed step-child

Derives its meaning from the idea that;
1. Red heads are to be avoided
2. That step children are to be avoided.

So the idea of the both combined is doubly hateful

"beat him like a red headed step-child"

by mrforde August 23, 2006

22πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


Blown Like Tumbleweed

An act of fellatio of mind altering and physically shattering intensity. One that leaves the recipient like the tumbleweed that is at the mercy of the desert winds, simply blown away.

I was blown like tumbleweed. I felt like I was floating on air. SheҀ™s gifted, best blow job I ever had.

by mrforde December 31, 2024


son of the morning

Another name for 'Lucifer' (Latin: literally meaning 'light bearing') has not always been associated with the fallen angel, Satan. Originally, it was simply the Roman name of the planet Venus, the 'morning star' that rose just before the sun. ... In Isaiah 14:12, we find the Hebrew phrase, "HeYLeL BeN-ShaCHaR", meaning 'bright son of the morning/dawn' (i.e. 'bright/glowing morning star'). In the Greek version of the Old Testament (the Septuagint), this was translated as 'Phosphorus' (the Greek name of the morning star), and thence translated 'Lucifer' in the Latin Vulgate bible. Isaiah chapter 14 probably condemns the arrogance of the kings of Babylon who considered themselves glorious as the morning star, yet fell to earth. However, due to a confusion of the passages Isaiah 14:12, Luke 10:18 and Revelation 12:7-10, the name 'Lucifer' became applied to the Devil.

"Lucifer son of the morning, I'm gonna chase you out of
earth!"
Max Romeo,'Chase The Devil'

by mrforde August 22, 2006

170πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Waitrose

A pretty girl who works on the checkout of your local supermarket, and who you think is too beautiful to work there. A play on the name of a well know chain of upscale supermarkets and the flower known for its beauty.

"That girls such a Waitrose i only shop here to see her"

by mrforde August 23, 2006

56πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


See you next Tuesday

A polite way of calling someone a cunt.
A See You Next Tuesday is an unreliable person who's always putting off something important with a lame excuse.

He's such a See You Next Tuesday,i doubt he'll turn up.

by mrforde August 23, 2006

117πŸ‘ 148πŸ‘Ž