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Cunt Caught

1. Being so far up your bitch's ass that you forget your friends, ignore your family, and do everything she commands of you without question.

2. The next level beyond "Pussy Whipped". Representing the ultimate degradation and bitchdom a man is capable of being lowered too.

Where is Brad tonight, the Super Bowl is on?

He's with his girlfriend picking out drapes.

Damn, that boy's not pussy whipped, he's cunt caught!

by The Philosopher2012 December 8, 2009


Das cunt

When your German friend is a total cunt

Hans , you are being das cunt.

by Dasarthour October 2, 2018


nerd cunt

Noun. Also Nerdcunt.
Australian slang/insult/compliment.
Term for someone that knows literally anything more about technology than you.

"Holy fuck dude. You hacked the DOD! You're a fucking crazy nerd cunt!"
"That's a snazzy looking phone ya got there, ya nerd cunt."

by 8GrolschMan8 November 15, 2016


Cracked Cunt

A person who has lost the plot due to drug related psychosis. It is where you are not in control and are on full autopilot. This can occur while on drugs or if you abuse substances which leave your brain chemistry messed up.

"Brah the other day i took so much dex i was in the dextroverse" said Rodney
"Fuuckkkk" - said jim
"Yeah then i mainlined so much ketamine i ate my tongue"- said Rodney
"You're a cracked cunt" said Jim
"yeah mand you've lost the plot" said Sam

by Ali-g and Kooyman March 12, 2015


Cunt Panther

A tangle of pubic hair found only on female homo sapiens. It's name is derived from the way that the hair wraps itself around the clitoris and forms a distinctly panther-like shape.

"Your mustache looks like my girlfriends cunt panther."

by netjak October 1, 2011


Cunt Car

A Cunt Car is a car specifically created or modified to be as much of an annoyance as possible. Cunt Cars are most frequently driven by entitled college white boys named Kevin who didn’t get enough attention from mumsie and dadsie, so they seek it from innocent bystanders by accelerating at heart-attack inducing intervals. Cunt Cars usually tend to be lower-end sports cars with a modification or two, paid for with mummy’s money. However, it may also be a completely unremarkable, average car with the same mods. Arguably, these Cunt Cars are worse, because the driver’s sense of overconfidence isn’t even earned. Some common modifications possessed by Cunt Cars include, but are not limited to; horrendously saturated and gaudy paint jobs, blindingly bright LED headlights, and worst of all, motors amplified so loudly that you can hear the screams begging for onlookers to give its driver attention, even though they possess no human voice. All these common Cunt Car mods have one (1) common purpose; to make their vehicle so noticeable it could infuriate a deaf man or be an eyesore to the blind.
For extra cunt points, drive it around in suburban towns and residential areas early in the morning or late at night. To stealthily be a nuisance to society, you can also choose to only rev your engine to deafening levels when pedestrians walk by.

"There goes Kevin again, annoying innocent couples with his Cunt Car."
"Bradley thinks that all the girls are in awe of his Cunt Car, but in reality it's just a nuisance."

by SoBasicallyImMonky December 13, 2019


Cunt-Bumper

Slang for a Lesbian.

Originated from the iPhone autocorrect function.

Let's go to the club and look for some Cunt-bumpers!

by Rhys5891 December 12, 2010