The man was Van Dorning when he brought a pocket constitution into class.
Scarborough building manager that wears triangle undies & splits bitches axe wounds with his 12” cock
Fuck Yeah Gordo Van Damage you caused some damage to barb “Gordon van damage
a vehicle used to pick up kids with candy
hey kid get in my van and I will a lifetime supply of candy
Van is a guy who everybody loves! They stand out from the crowd, and have a way of making everybody laugh.
They often have problems going on inside of their heads, and although they’re not good at hiding something that is bothering them, they usually do not like to share.
Vans are one of the most loyal people, and they can be very trusting if you prove to be worth their time. This is due to issues with their family lives.
A van with green eyes is one of the rarest sights to come across, but one of the best.
Derek: Woah have you seen the new guy? He is awesome!
Sally: Yeah, he’s a total van!
Ur cute asf gurll go get Starbucks u deserve it
Van is the short way to call avani or you could Call her von von that’s cute
A tall skinny blond kid who drinks Mayo and deals gum at high prices to sleep deprived teenagers
Where’d you get that gum?
I got it from a Van.
Van is someone who hates themselves and has been through a lot. They typically are short but act big. They have dyed hair and glasses. They hate how they look and are probably a bit chunky. They struggle to figure out what sexuality they are and spend all hours thinking if the rude jokes people tell them were really jokes. They try to hint sometimes that they need a hug and they have divorced parents.
"Hey look at Van, she ugly lmao"
"Oh look it's Van, short ash"