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A euphamism for having an STD.
Dude I fucked this girl last week and now I think I have a fucking squirrel in my tree.
The art of waxing your shaft with tea tree oil, and strumming yourself to ecstasy before the burn sets in.
Michael: What did you do last night Steve, the usual pit noodle and wank 1-2?
Steve W: Actually I spiced things up and tea tree oiled my Johnson
jacking off many cocks at once
that skank totally was beefing the banana tree last night.
kick ass piercing shop in perth city, WA.
they sell bongs, band shirts, and anything else you could ever want. and they'll pierce anything you like :)
#1t: did you go into off ya tree on sunday at perth?
#2: yeah, i got my tragus pierced.
#1: oo, serious ?!
#2: yeah, and i saw pete, that totally hot guy that works in there :D
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A teenage Drama that plays on The WB ever Tuesday at 9pm.
In the first season it was about 2 half brothers who compete for the same spot on the basketball team and for the same girl. But since then the show has changed and the couples changed week to week but if you're into The O.C., Dawson's Creek,Gilmore Girls or any other show that The WB plys.
Naley is so Cute.
Nathan is outside Haley's house throwing rocks at a window, Haley walks up behind him
Haley: Are you trying to wake up my parents? That's their room...
Nathan: runs over to Haley I just wanted to come by and apologize for last night...
Haley: You know you should probably start buying those in bulk if you're gonna hand them out so often
Nathan: I'm not good at this okay? I'm not you.
Haley: What's that supposed to mean?
Nathan: I'm not perfect okay? I screw up, I make mistakes, it's what I do...
Haley: ...Nathan, there is nothing that you could do or say that's gonna change my mind...
Nathan cuts her off with a kiss
Haley: Except that. You shouldn't have done that Nathan...
Nathan: But I wanted to
Haley: Yeah...
grabs Nathan and starts kissing him
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A show made by Mondo Media about adorable creatures being killed in unfortuanate events that lead to their death
Disco Bear is my favorite Happy Tree Friends character.
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Happy Tree Friends is an awesome show!
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used to describe someone who lets all of the neighborhood children, midgets, small mammals, etc. swing on or hang from his/her erect penis
"dude, where the hellz were ya?"
"i was hangin' out with Foges."
"hangin' out or hangin' on?"
"....... hangin' on..."
"Jesus, Foges is such a birch tree swingset."
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