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"I know I have no chance w/ you, but I am saying this because it would be really fun. I'm a loser, so just say 'yeah...' and walk away."
"We should do something sometime!"
"...Yeah"
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a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?
father: no. She doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and you can't do a rat's ass about it; the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
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we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD
Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing
fleek : super fly like you feel on top of da world
bitch : we in this (bitch) could be used in so many scenarios a. youre a bitch b. we in this BITCH (building, room etc..)
da fuq : meaning the fuck? or why the fuck?
fleek : bitch, bitch finna get crunk we in this bitch on fleek da fuq? bitch, bitch on fleek get crunk we in this bitch on fleek da fuq? we in this bitch, finna get crunk eyebrows on FLEEK DA FUQ?
When someone gets piped so bad you have to check to make sure they are alright. Usually occurs when someone gets sauced in UFC.
Brendan: Gets knocked the fuck out in 6 seconds...
Wade: We still cool tho right?
A great song by Twenty Øne Piløts that helped me confirm that whatever Oprah says is bullshit.
Me: hey have you heard We Don’t Believe What’s on TV? Friend: yeah! It’s so good!
Jesse from breaking bad
Jesse: yo we need to cook bitch