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Where a man is sexually deprived and leads his fun to nature.
Basically. A Man thrusting his penis in/between trees to get sexual pleasure.
Dave: Hey Jim. Have you ever put your penis between a split tree and thrusted between it?
Jim: Oh you mean Wood Thrusting? Me and my son do that every sunday.
soraya wood has the biggest bum all natural, it can sometimes deflate when she does 69 with boys. looks like a baby but is more likely to make babies at the age of 14. she picks her nose then wipes it on her bum crack. she has severe asthma but decides to be a vape lord even though her best mate emi has seen her nearly die from walking to fast
#athsma #bum
Someone from the state of Maine, who uses terms such as “feed her the corn” “yessuh” and “bub”. Gets horny over oversized tires and the smell of diesel fuel. Skilled with their hands and knows how to fix anything with ratchet straps and zip ties, can skin a deer but can’t spell basic words. Usually missing a few teeth.
My wood booger wife yelled “feed her the corn” when I was driving, I immediately started questioning my decision to marry her.
Doing a girl up the butt so she doesnt get pregnant
Guy: I want sex but i dont have a condom.
Girl: Well i dont want to get pregnant, how about you give me milwaukee wood
Guy: I will pleasure you with milwaukee wood.
Not only is this person notorious for his handsome good looks but he also has an amazing personality And can make anyone laugh within a couple minutes of talking to him. However, Ryan Woods is typically found attracting unworthy women or "thots" as some would say. Luckily, he doesn't always let them get advantage over him. Basically, if you have gotten with a ryan woods, consider yourself lucky.
"Wow she seems happy , what did she do last night?"
"You didn't hear... she got with Ryan Woods..."
"FUCK THAT BITCH"
A man who constantly cheats on his wife or girlfriend.
Tom: Did you hear Bill is getting married in three months?
John: You mean the same Bill who had a bad case of Tiger Woods Disease?
Tom: Yeah, that Bill, but he's been mostly cured since the engagement. He's only cheated on her four times in the last year.
When somone jizzes in another person's hair
Person 1- Dude, Tom totally got a wood shampoo from Tres!
Person 2- Well, he had to earn that trust somehow