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A condition where extremely fine splinters of wood embed in the dermal layer slowly working toward the heart, lungs and brain over a period of 2 - 5 years. Side effects can include, an extreme affinity for Microsoft Excel, over measuring and having the name Danny. Only affects people who have touched or burnt stolen firewood i.e. thieves or petty criminals.
Danny stole firewood from his brother's front porch and now he has Wood Thief's Sickness
Have you seen the new custom wood burning tik tok?
that period when you’re over your breakup and you start to focus completely on school or work, much like elle woods in the movie legally blonde where she realizes she needs to get over warner and that getting her law degree is more important.
person a: you know he said he misses you right? you should get back together
person b: ew, no. i’m so over him. i’ve been doing better at school, it’s time for my elle woods era
Woody got wood is a fan fic where Woody Chan confronts Andy Senppi and mate, as this is happening the other toys join in and pee and then jerk one loose. After this is over all the toys proceed to cram themselves into Andy senppi ass, sadly killing him
Person 1: Have you seen Woody got Wood.
Person 2: No, whats that.
Person 1: This.
Person 2: WTF is this.
Person 1: Hehehehe
When somone jizzes in another person's hair
Person 1- Dude, Tom totally got a wood shampoo from Tres!
Person 2- Well, he had to earn that trust somehow
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when your ride's got a wood grain steerin wheel
"swervin while i'm workin tha wood wheel, whateva city i'm in, i find out where tha hood is"
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A man who constantly cheats on his wife or girlfriend.
Tom: Did you hear Bill is getting married in three months?
John: You mean the same Bill who had a bad case of Tiger Woods Disease?
Tom: Yeah, that Bill, but he's been mostly cured since the engagement. He's only cheated on her four times in the last year.
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