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Someone whose parents are black and french canadian or canadian.
DJ doesnt have a good shape up because he's Afro-Canadian
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Canadian Bacon is cooked ham.
It's funny how Canadians think they have something unique going on...
Oh my god, Canadian Bacon is soooo gay.
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When a canadian named cliffton likes a girl name sara, but she dont like him. sp hes all alone.
Cliffton was alonely candian when sara doesnt wanna be around him
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Historical shorts whose goal is to make Canadian history as boring, lame, and respectable as possible. The actors appear to be given about 35 seconds to rehearse the script, which usually appears to have been written in about four minutes (by a friend of the producer's). They are the quintessential product of upper-class Canadian culture -- a condescending attempt to interest the proles in "their" history.
"Oh, you crazy Canadian kids!" is an actual line from a Canadian Heritage Moment.
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Firstly a man must stick his own index finger into his pee hole up to the first knuckle. Then slowly remove index finger and insert a lit cigarette (filter first). Quickly begin to have rigorous and sweaty buttsex with another man. If the cigarette falls out of the first mans pee hole the partners must then switch positions. This act continues until either a.) You use an entire pack of cigarettes or b.) you ejaculate onto cigarette. If scenario b occurs the ejaculator then makes the other partner smoke the cum drenched cigarette.
It took Matt and Dave 4 hours to finish their Canadian Exhaust Pipe.
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A person who hangs out at truck stops and reports you to the authorities for letting your dog defecate in the parking lot.
Paul: "I'm calling the police on that truck driver. He let his dog shit in the parking lot and that's not cool."
Nick: "Don't be such a Canadian Shit-Snitch."
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to cross check someone in the lower back repeatedly.
That hoser was giving me a hard time so I gave him a good canadian back rub.
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