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When you take a Benadryl due to Austin, Texas's incredibly high amount of cedar and oak pollen in the air. But then you have to take a shot of espresso to counteract the inevitable drowsiness. Benadryl is a downer. Caffeine is an upper. That's why it's an Austin speedball.
Dude, I was sneezing all day and my eyes were super bloodshot until I took an Austin speedball.
Austin lewis as a Jew in an alternate dimension.
The legend of Austin Jewis is true
1. Making a left across oncoming traffic as soon as the light turns green. 2. Being more liberal than other people in Austin.
There was a lot of traffic and I was in a hurry, so I made an Austin left, terrifying my passengers.
A person who likes hot Costa Rican women. He enjoys basketball but sucks. This boy cries himself to sleep every night wishing he was good at basketball.
He plays basketball like Austin!
He’s a real Austin Wedin
A man with a monster cock that makes women wet before even getting in bed.
My girl saw Austin Jones and she was wetter than the water
The hottest, baddest ass woman in the downtown Austin area.. And when she is with Mark Walsh there is nothing that can top them. At wobble Wednesday is where they shine
Natasha Austin is so perfect.
The most cutest boy.
The best person i know, i love him so much and i would die for him
My best friend, my love, my home:)
I really hope that we'll stay in love until we're ghosts