Noun, Verb
1. The act of applying real world physics on fictional events resulting in absurd conclusions. It works as a form of edutainment. It is rarely used in battleboarding discussions. The namesake is the narrator from ShoddyCast's "The SCIENCE!"
2. The act of measuring things subject to artistic licensing under the assumption that they are self-consistent.
1. I just saw a video where someone was austinning the Pokemon evolutions. It was horrifying, funny and I learned some things about biology.
2. You can't just take the size of this stylized milk carton and measure how big the stylized house is in comparisson to it. You're austinning!
side burns 🥵💦🤏🧟🦛
bro that Austin side burns kid has some sick side burns
A guy who likes to lick toes. He will always kiss you goodnight on your pinkie toe.
That guy is such a Samuel Austin!
Definitely somebody that you haven't delt with before but doesn't mean it's a bad thing. He's actually another kinda of experience that you haven't tried before. A feeling that you haven't felt before . Maybe just the original Austin cody. some people may call him Sapp, I call him sweet. A little bit overprotective but much of a turn-on somehow you always know when he's lying but he makes it so good where you just got to believed him. I mean just look into his eyes and you fall in love with the person with the laughter , charmingness and cleverness he's just somebody that you won't forget .
Stop lying with me Austin cody
Austin, Minnesota (No, not Texas) is a small town in southern Minnesota with a population of around 25k people. Home to the Fortune 500 company HORMEL, which often causes the town to smell of meat. As SPAM is one of the main products made by the company, the city as been nicknamed SPAMTOWN, USA “Where Hawaiians go for vacation!” With a large newly built SPAM museum downtown for public visitation. The city is rich with history and culture featuring many communities of different ethnicities around the world. Riverland Community College, The Paramount Theatre, the Hormel Home, The Nature Center and The Old Mill are all different areas of interest one should check out when visiting this pleasant Midwestern town.
Person 1: “Hello! Where are you from?”
Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”
Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”
Undefinable, oddly sexual, unforgettable deeply confused, biggest simp imaginable and in the closet.
Did you hear about Austin Bergen today.
A FLAWLESS FUCKING TURTLE WHO'S BEST FRIEND IS A FABULOUS UNICORN.
Aye nigga do you see that flawless turtle?
Yeah! That's Austin Tripp him and Amanda buttfucked last night, she said it was the best she ever had.