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(n.) A condition in which an individual is nagged and/or afflicted by a raving cow. Also known as marriage.
Poor Jim has a bad case of Mad Cow Disease.
mom caught me milking the legless cow when she accidentally walked in my room without knocking
A word which came from a xbox live player, thatguy901, who used the word out of rage to make fun of noob players
jim: hey man, i just spawn killed this narb, and t bagged the shit out of him
alex:rofllmao and a hungry cow!
When you're recieving a handjob from a girl and she keeps jacking you even after you cum.
"Good God, Megan! You're milking a dry cow here!"
"Sorry, Mr. Chris."
When a guy who is able to lactate pumps up his nipples so that they are hard enough to penetrate his partner's anus or vagina. Then he proceeds to milk his inflated, purple udders into the anus or vagina while the partner milks semen out of his penis.
Dan: bro, I can see your fat ass nipples poking through your shirt, do you have an infection or something?
Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up
Have sex (oral or otherwise) for no money or any sentimental value .
"I be gettin the cow for free tonight ! Holler!