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Pepperoni's Disease

The unfortunate souls who are diagnosed with this disease are commonly referred to as captain hook.

Pp go down

Girl 1: I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time and his penis curled backwards.

Girl 2: Oh yeah, he must've had pepperoni's disease

by Captain Hook 2006 December 19, 2022


Electronically transmitted disease

Computer virus passed through computers, by email, and messages

I caught a electronically transmitted disease by opening an attachment by email.

by Game nerdz September 22, 2018


HTTP disease

A very rare disease (there are no known cases of it) where you involuntarily say something similar to "404 page not found" upon encountering a situation you are not prepared for.

Person 1: Hello, I have HTTP disease.
Person 2: I don’t believe you and I now hate you for lying!
Person 1: 404 page not found.

by PlaceReporter99 September 12, 2023


dyson disease

Dysons Disease, When a long term partner stops giving oral sex and complains about everything.

Darrens wife has dyson disease, she`s stopped sucking and started whining!

by socket5c July 19, 2024


Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Blinking Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases

Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Blinking Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases

Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Blinking Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 03, 2025


Angry Apple Disease

an excuse for old people to be angry all the time. when someone eats an apple and is mad at the same time, they have the angry apple disease. AAP for short

Shutup charlie ya twat! maybe next time don't be asking me for money when i'm sufferin' from Angry Apple Disease, ya idiot!

by idiot! February 09, 2021


Kirkinson’s Disease

A Diesase with symptoms such as clingy ness, love, affection, extra attention. Usually start to show after spending quality time with a great man name Kirk. Symptoms usually escalate after intercourse.

She all over yo..she must got Kirkinson’s Disease

by Jazzo.La June 21, 2019