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Zhao family

China's ruling class and their offsprings.

"Long live the Zhao family."
"You think you're worthy of the surname Zhao?"

by Kimoto Ryou August 14, 2017

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At the airport, getting my family from Boston

Banging your boyfriend while watching planes fly

Cmon Amanda, we all know what “At the airport, getting my family from Boston” means.

by Mopballs February 24, 2022


Náilima Family

The Náilima Family is a very large family in the entertainment business.

An interesting fact about the last name Náilima, is that it's Amilián spelled backwards, however the Amilián Family, and the Náilima Family are two completely different families.

by Esq Esp March 18, 2024


Bombastic Family Execution

When the killer gives the bombastic side eye before executing an entire family.

Today At 4pm a Bombastic Family Execution was commited in Oklahoma.

by Gertist January 24, 2024


Condurso Family

Coolest family out there
Everyone loves them and pretty much main characters in the world, between the annual capemay trip and Christmas Eve at grandma and poppy’s this family is definitely the best. The family favorite being Juliana (the most talkative, immature, pretty dumb but energetic stubborn, causes the trouble, 3rd youngest) and a close second being Bobby (Most behaved, sarcastic humor, nicest, chill, gets Everyone out of trouble, 2nd youngest ) . Dont mess with this Italian family because at least 3 of the extended family is most likely in the mafia and also have a grandchild named Dominick (Wild, loud, always hitting someone, acts more like a raccoon then human, influences the trouble, youngest) that definitely has some form of Rabies. If you see this family in public you should probably avoid for safety reasons. Out of the grandchildren the most mentally stable one is Bobby so if communication is required speak to him to acquire the most valid response. If the grandchildren are doing something bad, just blame poppy is was 95% influenced by him. The two oldest grandchildren Jaylen and Bella are usually the good influences, if you are reading this years later predictions are in Grandchildren Predictions.
Jaylens - His Music goes global and takes off
Bella - Gets a 9-5 job, gets a husband, has 2 kids and settles down
Juliana - Travels the world
Bobby - becomes a multi-Millionaire

Dominick - Lives in a dumpster

Jack: “Here comes the condurso family”
John: “who?”
Jack: “the coolest family to ever live”

by Tuberculosis :) February 13, 2023


family blanket

a blanket that you has been in your house since you were four and when fall asleep on the living room couch you use that blanket and it probably has animals or cartoon characters on it

That’s a common family blanket

by family blanket lover April 17, 2020


Musso Family

The family of italians, mostly well known for having a nonna that cooks better then gordan ramsey.

This nonna can cook basically anything you ask for, the best part of this nonna is she gives you 100$ for your birthday.

The musso family are very likeable people, some people wish to have a musso family member as there friends.

The italian family are also known for a certain child in the family with a massive head. it’s not hard to miss it.

person 1: “im from the musso family”

person 2: “do you want to be friends?”

by skskskksk12 August 26, 2019