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A theory used by people in relationships. He/She tells him/herself that everybody besides their significant other has AIDS and if they cheat on their significant other, he/she will get AIDS and dies.
Kelvin was tempted to try and bang this bitch at the club, but thought about the Everybody's got AIDS theory, and decided to stay loyal to his girlfriend.
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To facillitate the appearance of success and/or achievement.
"Mike and Jenny down the street have a new car, house and good career, they really have got their shit together."
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noun | hair that is in crazy disarray. and they didn't necessarily even get any play. They just have that look to them.
"Honey, who was he? Cuz you've got the just-got-fucked hair look going on."
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Basically rickrolling someone, but with more annoying music that goes "GICHI GICHI YA YA ZA ZA YEAHHHHH!!!"
TikToker: I've come to a conclusion that I am officially quitting TikTok...
Followers: OMFG NOOOOOOOOOO MY IDOL!!
TikToker: HA, YOU JUST GOT KRISSED *epic GICHI GICHI YA YA ZA ZA YEAHHHHH music*
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An expression to indicate that you're keenly aware of what's *really* going on, and that you're "onto" a person's true intentions, and have direct insight into their thinking.
Down Syndrome Jason: "Hey Katie, wanna hang out after school today?"
Katie "Um...I would love to but...um...I'm really busy today. Maybe some other time. OK? Sorry, buddy. Bye."
DS Jason: But...you said that the last time I asked...I see. I got your number.
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The ghettofabulous way of saying "I just got my hair done"
Waniquwa: Waddap Laquisha!
Laquisha: Dizzayum girl, yo hurr be lookin fly!
Waniquwa: Yea. I just got my hurr did.
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A text message most commonly sent to some one who has suddenly stopped replying in a text message conversation.
Tom: So anyway, would you mind if I borrowed your biology lab notes?
Emmi: (No response)
Tom: What's the matter? Cat got your thumbs?
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