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Refering Michigan's loss to unranked Appalatian State September 8th 2007. Meaning coming up from behind, winning as the underdog. football
Did you see the Whetstone high school pull an Appalatian State on undefeated Centennial when they beat them after losing 42-0 at half-time?
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Taking a piece of shit and shoving it in the tail pipe of someone's car, so it wont start.
My car wouldnt start this morning! Someone state route 59ed me!
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The only people that live in the Maple-Leaf state are lumberjacks and hockey players.
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a town with a college problem. stuck in the middle of the white mountains, not much to do except drink and walk in the snow. town has a thing for pumpkins.
oh you go to Keene State College? What was the University of Phoenix filled up?
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Despite the fact that the United States of America has aided numerous countries, remained consistently stable in its political and social order, established peace and order throughout much of the world, and promoted the most sensible and fair form of government, it is constantly criticized as a bully superpower by countries jealous of its economic and military might.
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College located near Olympia, Wa. witch is full of nothing but stoners, Emo's, and Anti War protesting pussys. (Known as Greeners) School serves no real purpose, and needs to be closed, and all the hippies sent back to Oregon.
Dude, those fucks from the evergreen state college are protesting the troops comming home by chanting to bring them home, fucking retards.
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The United States of America is like that one jock kid in high school. Strongest kid in school, mostly misunderstood, but he does have his imperfections. He fought with his mom, the United Kingdom, and got his uncle France to help settle custody arrangements, but they're over it now and is now very very close with his mom.
Some really REALLY dislike USA, especially Russia. Russia is really jacked, just like USA. Not long ago they were at each other's throats, threatening to fight one another, but now they just kinda watch each other behind each other's backs.
USA is close with his brother, Canada. Canada and USA tell everything to each other. Canada and USA bodybuild together, and while USA is the strongest in the school, Canada doesn't lack too far behind him.
A few years ago, while USA was using the stall in the bathroom, Japan jumped him and stole his wallet. This was all while Germany was basically bullying the whole school and kicking everyone's ass. Later USA drop-kicked Japan twice at lunch. USA felt bad and payed Japan back because he hit him too hard. Now, they're best of friends.
(I am a proud American. Note that not all Americans are fat, lazy, and ignorant. Assuming and generalizing all Americans to be this way makes you the ignorant one. I believe that my country isn't near perfect, but I am proud to be an American, as I would hope you are proud of your country too. And if you're not, that's ok too)
Guy 1: The United States of America is full of lazy, ignorant, fat yards that are too stupid to know anything about anyone
Guy 2: To generalize all Americans this way makes you the ignorant one. There are bad people in America, yes, but there are also great and amazing people too.
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