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5 o’clock in the morning is Morningwood
- the time that you spend planning out the rest of your day
- a good chunk of people will be asleep
“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning the conversation got boring, you said your goin got bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom. Then I thought I’d just wait there....”
A lovely Tpain song from the 2000s, that should be loved by everyone.
I’m not even angry that nobody remembers it. But I liked to talk about it with my friends.
Psychologically it would be the most calming song to use to go to sleep.
At 5 o’clock in the morning someone will be having sex and thinking about me.
At 5 in the morning I’m usually asleep, but still love this song though.
“Boy’s used to sing this all the time on the bus. Zachary, would love this song.”
That feeling in the morning when the roof of your mouth, when in contact with water, feels like it's burning so fucking bad.
I usually experience Morning Burn, maybe because I open my mouth while I'm asleep.
What a person who always trys to be positive says when there thinking WHY THE HELL DID I HAVE TO WAKE UP or GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE JERRY I TOLD YOU ONLY ONE MOVIE WITH MY DAUGHTER WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE but this word only works if it is around 5am - 11am
*Walks out of room and sees daughter with boyfriend from last night still* WELL GOOD MORNING!!
The greeting used by paparazzi at 4 A.M. to receive the kind and polite response from "Yeezy man" himself.
Paparazzi man: Hey Good Morning Kanye.
Kanye Best: Shut the fuck up
When I get rich I need a house wit 13 thick ass Asian women feedin me n wifey grapes
After someone’s says it’s ok to just say good morning.
A phase you use when seeing Jim Moortgat no matter what time of the day it is.
Good morning coach Jim Moortgat