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Johnny Cash

The only person in the entire world with absolutely no detractors whatsoever.

"There are two types of people: Those who like Johnny Cash, and those who WILL."

by Someone who kinda exists April 23, 2024


Johnny Cash

Ethan Richard Kile

Johnny Cash

by asd21a April 4, 2023


Johnny See

A dick that can see what is going on about a situation but is not a man about it.

That guy just wanted to talk but the other guy was a Johnny See about it!

by Thrills&Spills August 15, 2023


Johnny Spillane

A burnout athlete at a sub-professional or non-mainstream sport that lives in the past. Such athletes will usually stick to their hometown to hang onto their local fame that shrinks exponentially each day from their self-perceived historic career. Name recognition is almost nonexistant outside of their hometown as they were barely relevant during their peak for a sport that 99.999999999999999% of the world doesn't follow.

Oh Clint? Yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, the guy threw a touchdown pass once in a playoff game in middle school. He still offers autographs at the King Scoopers to the bag boys.

Uncle Rico, yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, he's constantly working on his tryout tape.

by Eric Frenzel July 17, 2022


Johnny Rag

The piece of cloth/rag one ejaculates into as a last resort because there is nowhere else to do it without making a mess

"Last night I was watching a movie with Megan Fox and I got my Johnny rag ready in case things got cray cray!!"

by saigon22 March 8, 2012


Johnny B'd

Being continuously skipped on rotation by a stingy mother fucker who smokes a bowl to himself in front of company and doesn't share

Man ! I totally got Johnny B'd three times last night...and I could smell that was some good shit !

by Bettywhite June 8, 2014


Johnny mustang

Anybody who drives a Ford Mustang, especially one who shows it off.

Oh look, here comes Johnny Mustang up on the left.

by jay gee November 28, 2020