Meat Fountain

A person that helps you build your computer and proceeds to not help you fix the things that are wrong with it and then never talk to you again.

So I texted him but it turns out he's completely ignoring me and I have to go buy extra shit just to fix it, whata fuckin' meat fountain.

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meat puff

A homosexual male, a fairy.

Did you hear that Aaron came out of the closet? I had no idea he was a meat puff.

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Meat twinkie

-Similar to the pastry variety this breakfast, lunch, dinner, mid-schwarma, midnight, or "I didn't have anything to eat all day" food is a gourmonde special. Instead of light fluffy pastry it has an outershell of meat; predominantly ground beef but other luncheon meats, sausages, bratwurts, or gyros may and usually are added. Instead of the vanilla frosting in the middle it is injected with mayonaise. The final product is a decadent meat twinkie that straddles the boundary between dessert and pocket snack food.

1. Korman is a meat twinkie.
2. Korman loves to eat meat twinkies.
3. Korman ate the biggest meat twinkie ever.
4. Korman went to Church St. and got a surprise when he asked for a meat twinkie.

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nose meat

meat in your nose that causes you to sniff oftenly

"Alexia's nose meat was acting up again so she sniffed all day long" or "Alexia's boogers were having a BBQ up in her nose because of her nose meat"

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meat hose

1. taco bell's way of supplying meat into their tacos
2. Utterly Discuting
3. EWWW!

Josh: Can i get two plain tacos, please?
Taco bell clerk: No, Sorry. Our meat hose is clogged.

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Kosher Meats

Defined in DEUTERONOMY 14:3-21.

Orthodox Jews and Yahwists abstain from eating pork, lobster, shrimp, crab, clams, oyters and catfish as they are not kosher meats.

Beef, chicken, turkey, lamb and most fish are considered kosher.

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Meat loaf

A culinary dish commonly made from ground beef pressed into a round or bread shaped dish, and cooked. It is often covered with various toppings, including ketchup and mustard. It may also contain bits of stuffing, such as that often found inside of Thanksgiving turkeys.

I want meat loaf for dinner, because it is a delicious meal.

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