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A nasty rash caused by long sessions of cunnilingus, primarily on the upper lip. This condition is treatable with some prescription ointments and/or creams, but quick and aggressive response is advisable. Many male sufferers typically have been in close proximity of a course haired, horny vagina while putting extreme pressure on her landing strip with his upper lip.
Mike spent hours eating Jenny's snatch Saturday night giving her pleasure and multiple orgasms. Now he's down at the pharmacist buying cremes and ointment for his Alabama rug burn.
A large shit or poop.
"Dude PF Changs was delicious but now I have to go stock the lake with an alabama brown trout."
"I dropped an Alabama Brown Trout.... it was so wet and slippery!"
If by some means your penis becomes bruised and you have sex.
I got my junk slammed in a door and it was big and purple...so I gave her the Alabama eggplant.
When a massively over-weight girl sits on your face, completely smothering it - and then forces out a dump which subsequently is pushed up your nostrils and is under such pressure it comes out your ears. Usually results in bitching and two-facedness.
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Not much, although just got back from the hospital, had an Alabama Embo turn nasty."
A male's genital that is so immensely powerful, it is capable of leaving the male's body and turning into its own species. Thoroughly enjoys deep throating by sliding so far up a woman's anus it reaches lower esophagus.
Tom: i'm feeling rather down, my penis became an alabama king cobra and stool my girlfriend last week.
Sam: don't worry i know how you feel, same thing happened to me a few months back.
The act of an Alabama Mouse Squeak is when a man drowns his penis in melted cheese in order to lube a woman's vagina. After the woman's vagina is properly lubed the man will stick a mouse or hamster in to the woman. In order to finish the man must find the mouse with his penis and scoop it out before the rodent finds and nibbles on the woman's clitoris. Usually the victims are cousins and must tell there respective parents within 30 minuets of preforming this great work of art.
Last night me and my cousin tried a Alabama Mouse Squeaker, I found that sucker in 5 minuets.
Meant do describe a cock in a kinky southern accent
Ima have to use this Alabama Pixie Stick to make you behave.
It takes two strokes to get my Alabama Pixie Stick wet