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Arrogant but ignorant person, who is unaware of their disturbing remarks and behaviors.
My old boss is the worlds biggest Alabama Ass Clown!
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A large shit or poop.
"Dude PF Changs was delicious but now I have to go stock the lake with an alabama brown trout."
"I dropped an Alabama Brown Trout.... it was so wet and slippery!"
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If by some means your penis becomes bruised and you have sex.
I got my junk slammed in a door and it was big and purple...so I gave her the Alabama eggplant.
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When a massively over-weight girl sits on your face, completely smothering it - and then forces out a dump which subsequently is pushed up your nostrils and is under such pressure it comes out your ears. Usually results in bitching and two-facedness.
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Not much, although just got back from the hospital, had an Alabama Embo turn nasty."
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Meant do describe a cock in a kinky southern accent
Ima have to use this Alabama Pixie Stick to make you behave.
It takes two strokes to get my Alabama Pixie Stick wet
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When u insert a jack hammer into ur partners poop tunnel and it comes out the front end and you get the remains and feed em to ur dog and proceed to have inntercours while ur partners slowly dies
Aye what's up jusiah I had to call an ambulance after I hit that chick with tha Alabama Anus Buster
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A sexual position in where the male sticks his hand inside a condom like a glove and proceeds to fist their partner, slowly opening and closing their hand rapidly
Did you hear that Tyler gave John the Alabama Glove Puppet? He couldn't walk straight for a week!
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