Hey I'm putting together a team

A dumb movie cliche line often used when the main character or antagonist try to create a a squad of people like them in order to accomplish another cliche of defeating the main antagonist or protagonist by working together.

"I'm building a team." -(Batman to flash)
"I'm putting together a team."- (Beckett to Han Solo)
"what are we some kind of suicide squad?" -(Will Smith to that one girl who made the suicide squad)
"Hey I'm putting together a team of gay pornstars, would you like to join?"

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i would put it in her mouth

saying that a girl is worthy of having your genitals in their mouth

guy 1: hey you see that hot ass chick!
guy 2: "i would put it in her mouth."
guy 1: totally

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Lets put another shrimp on the barbie

When either a stupid yank or pommy tries to be australian. By the time they have said it the aussie should have snapped the touro.

pommy: put another shrimp on the barbie
aussie: snaps him

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Put My Dick in a Bag of Doritos

When your girl wanna get freaky so you stick your dick into a bag of doritos and let your bitch suck the dust of the tip

" Babe I'm feeling a bit peckish" " what you want bella ? " " Got any chips ? " " Ahh I could put my dick in a bag of doritos and you could suck the dust of the tip ?"

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Put my suitcase under the bed

Settling in to what was once meant to be a temporary situation.

Man 1: "Seems weird that you're still dating Katie. Did you put your suitcase under the bed or something?"
Man 2: "Yeah, at first she was just a rebound but it turns out we have a ton in common. I can definitely see us going somewhere."

"Y'know working at the local bookstore was just going to get me through college, but I love the people and the pays pretty good, so I might put my suitcase under the bed at this one."

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Put the Taco Meat on her Butt

A very obscure way of saying one would engage in intercourse with a female they have no respect for. "Taco Meat" is in reference to man-meat entering the unknowing female's pink taco.

Rusty: That cashier is cute.

Remington: Meh. She's okay.

Rusty: I'd put the taco meat on her butt.

Remington: She'll probably let you. She looks like a pin cushion for dicks.

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put some meat on your bones

A term used to describe some who seems quite emaciated and malnourished. Usually suggests they need to eat more foods with a little fat and cholesterol in them.

At 81, lbs., I told Stacy that needed to put some meat on her skinny ass bones.

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