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Where the women dig up a body and rim it and then unload in her mouth then slurp it out after.
I’m gonna go rim And slurp a load out of someone Mouth (gru flackoid shop)
The Saturday after Black Friday
I missed all the sales on Black Friday but, I am hoping to get some good deals on Still Shopping Saturday.
Person who is fond of buying Sexual products like Condoms, iPills etc Online
Dave is a Web Shop Jerk. He ordered a dozen of condoms last night.
Milkbasket.
Housemate 1: We're out of vegetables, cheese, milk and pasta! We need to do some Daily Essentials Shopping if we wish to eat tomorrow!
Housemate 2: No problem. Let's just Milkbasket everything.
Milkbasket.
Housemate 1: 'The maid didn't cook because we're out of everything! We need to do some Daily Essentials Shopping!'
Housemate 2: No worries. Let's just Milkbasket it! It'll be here by 7 AM!
Gateway shopping is when you break down to buy "just one thing" after you told yourself you have to stop spending money. Much like breaking the seal when drinking, once you have purchased one item, you'll purchase five more items, spend money you don't have, probably will have buyer's remorse.
Me: I'm not going to spend any more money on leggings and purses. I have to buckle down and save money.
Also me: Ok I've got to go to the mall for just one thing - I need sandals and that's it. That's all I'm buying.
Also Me: Ok this purse looks really with the sandals, but I like that purse too - two purses won't be a big deal. It's just Coach...
My friend: It looks like those sandals sucked you into gateway shopping - you broke the seal!