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The sexual act of titty fucking a female so hard that that her entire cleavage becomes red, raw, and sore.
Dude, I totally gave Sally an Italian sunburn last night!
Super nice and caring and will right you a great college rec if she likes you but doesnt know how to teach and can’t handle screaming children she will bring you food and let you do what you want
My Italian teacher is the best I lover her class!
When having sex in a college dorm, right before the man finishes, he pulls out and skeets on the roommate whether she is sleeping or not.
Janet's room is so small that I can try the Italian cousin on barb.
When in Italy and you want a white or blind Russian, but they don’t have Kaluha. Instead you ask for tumbler, full of ice, with one shot of vodka, single espresso, and top off with Bailey’s. Boom, Italian Blind Russian!!! Substitute cream for Italian White Russian.
Senore, per favore, Un Italian Blind Russian
An Italian hand grenade is when you pile too much sauce on an uncooked pizza and smack it full force with a spoon.
My siblings angered me, so I blinded them with an Italian hand grenade.