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A painful game, it sucks your soul away and you hate it with all your heart but still play it.
War thunder sucks, I hate it but I must retrieve the silver lions.
Pure Agony. The grinding makes me want to kill myself.
War thunder is an agonizing game
Cancer in Pain mixed into a game.
"Hey bro do you play War Thunder?"
"Unfortunately"
A war game that was created by Gaijin Entertainment, which is the most pay to win garbage in the world that loves to make the weakest Russian/Soviet tanks into juggernauts while making actually good American tanks into moving pieces of junk, plus, Gaijin really loves to screw you over for simply no reason. This also occurs in the air part of War Thunder, where Soviet planes can take you out with a couple of shots and yet America cannot do anything. You cannot progress in this game without 1, using German or Soviet vehicles, or 2, sacrificing your kidney to Gaijin to get better vehicles. If you are think of playing it, please don't. All it will do is make you suffer and suffer for the rest of timer.
Person 1: Hey Person 2, I got War Thunder, and I am so excited to play it!
Person 2: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON'T, THEY WILL TORTURE YOU UNTIL YOU SUBMIT TO THEM WITH YOUR MONEY!
Person 1: It is too late, I already handed my internal organs over for a premium tank. And yet, it can't do anything to the Russian tanks.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
A game where you pay to win, basically it's a capatalistic game.
John: Wat u doin' ?
Tom: Playing War Thunder and I'm in debt.
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A shiny ass forehead.
Causes:
•Sweat
•Too much makeup
Bradly: do u see that chick over there?
Jorge: Damn vro she got a fucken Thunder dome
Dark Thunder is the name of a song from the album Sudden Shower by Camellia (かめりあ).
Daaaaamn, Dark Thunder was so great I wanted to jump and dance really weirdly like as if I was acoustic.