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She was beautiful. Honstly not bullshiting. Bitch was Van Cleveland Event?
The Chosen One, whom has powers beyond humanitys understanding!
Allen Van Hook can fix anything!
Mini-van... sticking two fingers in a girls vagina and five fingers in her anus, simulating the seating capacity of a minivan. Two in the front, five in the rear.
Tom: Thanks for cooking dinner tonight baby, I appreciate all the things you do for me...
Shelly: No problem tom, once I get this kitchen cleaned up you can give me a mini-van cause I dried out the pot roast.
To exit a moving van or station wagon and attempt to ride on top, as if surfing. Safest when done on roads with soft shoulders and little traffic. The driver may or may not attempt to throw the rider off, depending on the situation and the relationship between driver and rider. Often done on the beaches of Florida, since vehicles are allowed to drive right down on the sand.
He made it a full 38 seconds van surfing before losing his balance and rolling down the windshield at a sudden stop.
Dancing to every song known to man like you are Jean Claude Van Damme in the drunk bar scene from Kickboxer.
Did you see Ed, Matt and Jason at the party last night? Those guys were Van Damming it up to every song!
The last name of the most caring, loving, and wonderful family. They will do anything to help when it’s most needed. They don’t hesitate to lend a hand. They love the Lord with all their hearts, even in the most devastating moments in life. They will welcome you with open arms.
The “van Zanten’s” are at the party!
Oh, have you heard about one of the “van Zanten’s”?
When you plow into the side of someone as they're trying to get away.
Person A: "Dude, I totally pulled a Van Zanten on my girl last night!"
Person B: "What, you banged her from the side when she was running away?!"
Person A: "Yeah."
Person B: "Nice. It's messed up, but still. Nice."