watcher in the water

The Watcher in the Water is a gigantic squid-like creature that appears in The Fellowship of the Ring, the first book of JRR Tolkien's trilogy The Lord of the Rings. The Watcher in the Water rises out of the lake directly outside the entrance to Moria and attempts to pull Frodo into the water and (presumably) eat him. Many people believe the Watcher in the Water is heavily influenced by the Kraken.

Boutros: What if the Watcher in the Water had eaten Frodo?
Rumpelstiltskin: I guess we would have lost the War.

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water jugging

The act of forcing a person on their back, pulling their pants down, and bringing their ankles above the shoulders and inserting the bottle neck of a 2 liter bottle of liquid into the anal cavity of that person; as the liquid drains bubbles appear in the bottle similar to a water cooler.

We were driving along and Ben crapped his pants and refused to clean up. So we pulled over to the side of the road and performed a water jugging.

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Bong water

Bong water is the water that rests inside of the chamber of a water pipe. Contrary to what many might think, heavily used bong water contains many pyschoactives including THC and CBD's.

The reason is because only 80% of the THC in each bong hit will reach your lungs. The rest is either lost in the pipe or stuck in the water. Unburned herb may still be in the chamber as well.

Drinking bong water can cause extreme stomach pain and discomfort. Using an ISO alcohol extraction to collect the resin is much more efficient and healthy.

Desperate, the man took his pipes and chugged down the bong water, in an attempt to get high.

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is water wet

Water is a liquid and liquids are wet

Eric: is water wet
Kacper: yes
Crowley: it’s a liquid so it’s wet

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water buffalo

Racial slur used to refer to a black person.

In 1993, a University of Pennsylvania student was charged with racial harassment because he yelled "Shut up, you water buffalo" to a group of (mostly) black sorority members.

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water puppy

plural - water puppies


Slang for the derogitory term "wetback".

Surprisingly invented by a late chicano doctor (Ph.D) from Arizona.

F@#king water puppies, check 'em out hanging around in front of the Home Depot!

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Hot water

"Lemme get you some hot water, - Citizen kain. (Urban slang for sum fuck)

Bro your gf doesnt give you the hot water anymore? Damn what a virgin

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