CBD

Aka Diet dabs, are cannabinoids in the cannabis plant that don't get you high hence "diet." It's used medicinally, for things like anxiety, insomnia, menstrual cramps, etc. "Dabs," because it's mostly taken in oil form & vaped, but can be eaten in candy form, used topically (lotion), in beverages (water soluble) or taken in drops under the tongue. It's legal in most stated but that's besides the point.

"Yo you wanna hit my cbd pen bro?" Bro get that diet dab out my face, it has no thc.

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CBD

Cannabidiol-a naturally occurring cannabinoid constituent of cannabis.

"Ay dawg you got any CBD oil?"

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cbd

could be down.

"Hey man, want to hang out with Homum and I later tonight?"

"cbd."

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Stands for "chronic bitch dependency", or when a guy is ridiculously pussy-whipped and spends every waking minute with his bitch.

"Man, I haven't seen Alex around lately, from what I hear he's got a BAD case of CBD"

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CBD

Stands for:

Cock &
Ball
Destruction

The very literal act of destroying one or another’s cock and balls. Often mistaken for Cannabidiol, which is related to marijuana. Cock and ball destruction is intensely pleasurable and has great health benefits as well, often more than what it gets mistaken for. Give it a try!

Guy 1: Hey man, I’m gunna do some CBD
Guy 2: Oh sweet man, who is your dealer?
Guy 1: What? Dude I’m going to destroy my cock and balls with a hammer
Guy 2: oh, my mistake. I can see how I would get that mistaken.

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cbd

Cute But Dumb

Used when someone is "lights on; no one home", but especially when they are attractive.

Guy1: "Man, that girl is CBD!"
Guy2: "Ew"

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CBD

Critical Bollock Depth. When a guy is lowering himself slowly into a cold body of water, such as an outdoor swimming pool, this is the point at which his nuts become fully immersed and he lets out a shriek.

Person going into water: "FUUUUUUUCKK, I've just reached CBD".

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