q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

you are so bored you nearly died in class or at work

Guy 1: Are you as bored as I am

Guy 2: q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

I Was There

Looking back upon my life
And the places that I've been
Pictures, faces, girls I've loved
I try to remember when
Faded memories on the wall
Some names I have forgotten
But each one is a memory I
Look back on so often
I look into the past
I want to make it last
I was there
Looking back what I have done
There's lots more life to live
At times I feel overwhelmed
I question what I can give
But I don't let it get me down
Or cause me too much sorrow
There's no doubt about who I am
I always have tomorrow
Looking back upon my life
Faded memories on the wall
Looking now at who I am
I don't let it get me down
Looking back upon my life
And the places that I've been
Pictures, faces, girls I've loved
I try to remember when
But I don't let it get me down
Or cause me too much sorrow
There's no doubt about who I am
I always have tomorrow

I look into the past, and I wanna make it last. I Was There, I was there

I am the 1%

Are you rich? Are your mummy and daddy paying for your weird shenanigans? Well then, you are the 1% and probably are snorting coke of a strrippers ass.

My life us great. I have the wealth, the power and resoect. I am the 1%.

I-pothetically

I-pothetically: a thinky veiled confession in which a person continually replaces their acts of wrong doing with the phrase "Hypothetically"

This is usually because guit is starting to take its toll

OK lets say i-pothetically some one did sleep with some i-pothetical bimbo.
It doesnt mean that i-pothetical person doesnt still love you!"
That is an I-POTHETICAL confession if I ever heard one

Or as a line from a cop show?

"If a i-opthetical person were to confess to this hypothetical murder, what kind of i-pothetical time would they be looking at?"

"You are a cold blooded I-POTHETICAL killer, Junior!"

I&O (In & Outs)

I&Os are the items that make us feel modern, new, each season. It might be a shoulder that we are experimenting with, or a certain exaggerated sleeve shape. Pieces that makes us feel like our entire closet has been refreshed by their addition alone. And whilst they allow us to experiment, because they pair back with other items in our closet that speak to our DNA, we never feel in costume. We wear them for years, retire them, then bring them back out again when the time is right.

Person 1: This patent leather pant totally works for this season, thank gosh they are a I&O (In & Outs) so I can wear them next season too!

should I pay back this Asian

No

“ should I pay back this Asian “

“No”
Whatever you do don’t pay him back

I<3MFDOOM

A term commonly used to describe someone’s love for the famous rapper MFDOOM. This term is usually used from the first person perspective.

My favorite artist is MFDOOM. I<3MFDOOM