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An incredibly stressed human being.
You can instantly recognize a IED student either by the beloved Burton’s backpack they always carry or by the huge bags under their sad and tired eyes (due to the lack of sleep cause by a late project or an infinite render).
IED students live in an eternal paradox: whenever they’re late, teachers arrive on time, and whenever they’re early, teacher arrive late or not at all.
Kid: Mom why are those people over there banging their heads on the wall???
Mom: Oh sweetheart, those are just IED students that just remembered they need a B2 certificate to actually make it out of IED 🥰
What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.
I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me
when you want someone that you probably don't like to starve.
Adam: I haven't eaten in a week omg i am so hungry
Billy: I hope you starve
Boneless nibbers ain't got no bones
I got Bonnie's legs i a8nt got no bones
putting a cock in a kakuv instead of a canoe
nice bro! i just put a kuk i kakuv
Swearword, means Dick in Kakuv
Kakuv is yo mama.
Dick in yo mama, from the norwegian term "kuk i kano"
"Kuk i kakuv i fucked up again"
"Kuk i kakuv Jakob!"
When you have not had a penis enlargement surgery yet you make the dating market volatile with your eloquent strokes.
Person 1: Hey brother, are you well?
Person 2: Hell yes brother, I smack backs.