Trinity Mock Trial Disease

A literal epidemic that overtook Southern California in the late winter/early spring of 2010-2011. The epidemic was extremely contagious and is suspected to have come from the head coach of the Trinity Mock Trial Team when she returned from Europe with symptoms of sickness. The epidemic escalated and infected hundreds of people within Southern California and is still occurring to this day. Symptoms include: Headaches, chills, throat swelling, sinus infection, & coughing.

I have gotten Trinity Mock Trial Disease.

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mock rape

ski is gay.

i know who you are.

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Mocking my own tots

The state of talking in mock form about ones own thoughts or "t o t s" as mockers refer to it as. This is commonly followed by "now huhhhh" which can also be in mock form if chosen.

Halter: "ooooohhhooohh he didn't even hit dat guy. oohhhhhohohhhhh."
Jp: "I like penis."
Halter: "I WIKE DICK OHHHHOHHHHH" (seizure) "oohhhohhhh" (seizure)"Mocking my own tots now huhuuuhhhhhh t o t s huhhhhuuuuuh"

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top over the pop mock yofo

to top something you recently did with something even better, thus giving people something to look forward to.

Are you going to top over the pop mock yofo your gig next year and give an even greater concert?

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You think you’re a big man for mocking me?

One may use the phrase “You think you’re a big man for mocking me?” to ask if another thinks that they are a "big man" because they are teasing (“mocking”) you. This phrase may be used as an exclamation or/and to ask another’s intent.

Once the student had stopped teasing her, the teacher asked the student, ”You think you’re a big man for mocking me?”

Mock and drirty

A narcissist with a lo-fi alternative personality. Someone who neglects friendships, judges people, and doesn't conform to society, but does it with such style, ease and originality that people are infatuated by them.

You see that guy hanging out at the back of the room there? He's a real mock and drirty. I heard he doesn't take good care of himself or those around him. I wanna be his friend so bad.

mock bottom

A fake, deceptive or mendacious show of poverty.

A friend pleads poverty to avoid paying his way in a chi-chi restaurant when in fact he has money to burn. Far from being "rock bottom" he is said to be "mock bottom".