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How did we get here? You must be REALLY bored.

No, like seriously How bored ARE you.

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17 and a 1/4

When a drunk young man picks up a young lady at a pub and takes her to the local lookout for some 69 action. Halfway through the opening blowjob the young lady changes her mind, leaving the young intoxicated man achieving only 1/4 of his goal. A 69!

I think Patrick took that bush pig to the lookout for some action but all he got was a 17 and a 1/4.
I think he's been pegged!

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YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SANITY AS A BORED PERSON. YOU HAVE TYPED THE F1-10 FORMATS AND THE WHOLE QWERTY KEYBOARD. YOU HAVE REACH THE OUTWORLDS OF BOREDEM. CALL 999/911 OR WHATEVER YOUR FUCKING EMERGENCY NUMBER IS.

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5 & 1/4

Being a five and a quarter is when someone is being "floppy", by flip-flopping on an agreement when they said they would do something (or act a certain way), then change their minds. 5 1/4 is taken from the old 80's era large 5 1/4" floppy disks, the floppy disks that were actually floppy.

Don't be a 5 & 1/4, you said you would help fix my computer, don't be a dick.

2-4-1

2-4-1 comes from the expression "Life's 2 Short 4 Just 1 Sport" and has become synonomous with being a multisport athlete, or someone who rises to a high level in their primary sport by growing up playing multiple sports (eg. Roger Federer, Patrick Mahomes, Wayne Gretzky, Abby Wombach).

That kid is clearly a 2-4-1er. What an athlete.

four 1/4's

this is a drinking game for any sport if you modify the rules

rules: every player has to have 2 pre-game shots. during the first half of the game (first and second quarter) the players have to have 4 shots. from halftime to the end of the game each player has to drink 5 beers.

on a sunday football game, get all your friends together and play four 1/4's

2+2=4-1

The great big shaq once told the biggest mathematical theorem which was 2+2+4-1 which was hardest question

are you able to solve this "2+2=4-1"
yea i can
OH MY GOD ARE YOU BIG SHAQ
yes i'm