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The personification of Time and the more friendly version of the Grim Reaper. Typically pictured as an old man with a white beard doning a cloak and oft times carrying a scythe and hourglass. In ancient times he was known as Chronus or Saturn.
Father Time is married to Mother Earth; just as the Grim Reaper, the personification of Death, is married to Life who pictured as a young lady in artwork.
He symbolizes the flow of time and its effects. His old body is a reminder that time is the devourer of all things and that, like the sand in the hourglass he often carries, his life will run out, as all good things come to an end.
He turns the seasons around
And so she changes her gown
But they always look in their prime
They go on dancing their dance
Of every lasting romance
Mother Earth and Father Time
The summer larks return to sing
Oh what a gift they give
Then autumn days grow short and cold
Oh what a joy to live
How very special are we
For just a moment to be
Part of life’s eternal rhyme
How very special are we
To have on our family tree
Mother Earth and Father Time
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The Man that stole the 1201 time cube back from the Gazaians. On December 10 he arose, drinking the water of the Jordan and eating grain from Nazareth. He often claimed Jesus of Nazareth is greater than him.
“Father Roman was a great man”
Abba Father is praying to God. It is a way to worship God. You say Abba Father when you are talking to God in prayer, or singing to Him in Worship.
Abba Father, Abba Father, I love you and want to do whatever you wish in my life. Abba Father Abba Father, I will always love you.
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The funniest thing on TV, about three priests living on a remote island off the coast of Ireland. Who cares whether it's technically Irish or British? It's still fantastic.
Father Ted is the central character. He is often very dishonest, making up lies to get out of trouble almost every episode. He is desperate to work in the US or/and go on TV.
"I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do. Whereas priests... ...More drink?"
Father Dougal is a very dimwitted young priest, who often forgets that he is a priest. He is guilty of the following acts: convincing a bishop to become an atheist, causing fires and explosions while doing a funeral, and generally being an eejit.
"God, I've never seen a clock at 5 a.m. before!"
"I'm no good at judging the size of crowds Ted, but I'd say there's about seventeen million of them out there"
Father Jack is an ignorant, violent, bigoted old alcoholic who enjoys sleeping, throwing stuff at the TV, and physically abusing his fellow priests. He only generally knows four words: FECK, ARSE, DRINK and GIRLS. He has a great fear for nuns. Possible paedophile.
"Don't tell me I'm still on that feckin' island!"
"I love my brick!"
"That would be an ecumenical matter!"
If you haven't seen this show, you haven't lived. 'nuff said.
Father Ted is only three seasons long, because of Dermot Morgan's, the actor who played Ted, unfortunate death. May he rest in peace.
Relevant quote:
Priest: "*Shaking fist at the sky* You bastard!"
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The sainted man who lives with one's mother-in-law. Generally is known for having great patience.
My father-in-law is a gift from God, but my mother-in-law is a minion of the Devil.
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When you have a church daddy who gives you the holy spirit in exchange for sex.
Did you hear about Claire's new father daddy?? She fucks him during services and gets his holy cock.
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1. Someone who has taken the virginity of a girl who you have had sexual intercourse with
Ex. My girlfriend lost her virginity to Edward Cullen (My Eskimo-Father). Edwards brothers all took turns having sex with my girlfriend on separate occasions thus making them my Eskimo-brothers