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Canadian Hamburger: When you find yourself sitting in the snow naked and stand up and a little bit of shit comes out
Person 1: Yo bro aren't you cold?
Person 2: Oh shit yeah, I'll stand up.
Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST SHIT YOURSELF!
Person 2: Oh dude It's a Canadian Hamburger
a vagina that resembles the appearance of a hamburger. this usually happens when the female is viewed from the back with her legs closed.
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Anal sex. As in a piece of meat between 2 buns.
He likes it hamburger style.
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Someone who stole all of the Hamburglar's hamburgers and because of this now has some extra weight on their hips (and mostly likely everywhere else).
Oh Tom used to be skinny but now he has some big 'ole hamburger hips.
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A sexual position. It begins with one man sitting on a toilet taking a shit. Another man sits on his lap and is penetrated. The man taking the shit also jerks off the guy on his lap. It is important for the hamburger helper to end when the shit is finished. Using a white glove to jerk the guy off is a bonus.
Dude, light a match. It smells like hamburger helper in here.
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What a hillbilly eats when he runs out of opossums or squirrels and his sisters pussy is un-available.
Jed:"I be hungry and betsy lou is out square dancin with festus."
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"
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The Way That The Characters From Metalocalypse Sugar-Coat The Term 'Dying!'
"You're Closer To 'Hamburger Time' If You Don't See A Doctor!"
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