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An Astro-fuck derived from “Astronomical mind fuck” is the process of having your mind blown by a sudden revelation.
“What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’ of a story Kieth!”
“Three Doritos stuck together… forming one mega triangle? What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“You mean to tell me… you managed to solve that Rubix cube by just using your ears? ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“Brian, that was some good shit my G. A most astonishing ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“That rainbow badger wielding nunchucks ain’t real, Frank… it was just an ‘Astro-fuck’ of a trip”
“Hobnob moment? Na fuck of mate… Kain moment? Na… it was all just a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a moment”
“What a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a day”
“I’ll need a lie down after that ‘Astro-fuck’”
A female who is very 420 friendly.
Lucas: she’s always smoking
Gus: yeah she’s an astro girl
An expletive used in response to another person attempting a 'mansplanation' of the difference between ASTROLOGY and ASTRONOMY. Frequently used to interrupt long supercilious diatribes on science, the occult, and the distinctions between them, .
T: "You know, there is a big difference between astrology and astronomy! Star signs are part of astrology. Astronomy is..."
M interrupting: "Astrology, astronomy - what is the difference?"
T: "There is a big difference. Astronomy is based on science. Astrology and star signs is not but rather..."
M shouting: "ASTRO-NINNY!" End of the conversation.}
Astro-bate: Verb, to cum into someone's dream
Wife: you happened to cum into my dream last night
Husband: Yeah, I fealt the need to astro-bate
Astro Time is the time after 3 am in the morning, when no braincells are working anymore, so you basically talk garbage and go on autopilot. After Astro Time started you can't be held accountable for anything you say or do anymore, because you are literally becoming a dolphin and being only half conscious.
After 3 am there has to be sleeping time, which has to last about at least 10 hours. If it doesn't last 10 hours, that makes the next period of Astro Time start sooner. Let's do some maths, shall we?
E.g. If you sleep only 8 Hours, that makes Astro time start at 1 am approx.
This only applies to people who have the Name Astro or who are approved by someone who has the Name Astro or who are rewarded with the diagnosis of 'Astro Time Experiencer' by the High council of Long Furbies and Peepys under the birth sign of someone named Astro or with a Kokichi wooden (important) cutout in your room, witnessing you having the ritualistic seance for it.
(If you want to see Astro's public Instagram, just ask around in the High Council of Furbies and Peepys.)
"It's officially 3 am. That means we gonna wrap it up folks. No more spending time in the strip club, because I can't spend my money thoughtfully anymore. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." - Astro
"Good night folks, it's officially Astro Time, Time to stream, Time to create an ARG in the woods, in case y'all wanna see me do some shit with a portable generator and a ring light in cosplay, just click on 'join livestream'. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." - Astro (of course he won't ever generate content that is actually thought out. Why would he?)
.astro._1 aka my fav mutual on tiktok.i love them so much, they are also pretty funny ig🙄thanks for carrying me in genshin and being one of my coolest friend<33 arigato uwu
the best server known to man kind. consists of astro, greir, ray, ren, tommy, milo, george, hanna, deathdolls, galaxii, and more.
person 1: OMG is that astros universe the discord server?!?!1!11!
person 2: yea! their amazing omg