Noun: A leader of the viral video movement without morals dedicated in finding opportunity to bend laws and regulations and or obnoxiously harass law enforcement in hopes of a negative response to upload online.
Noun: The Civil Heist Activist told the CPS officer, "Tell deez foke online you ain't fittin to com in hur wit no warren, WHIRL STORE!!!"
A Woodchipper Rights Activist is one who believes that all people deserve the right to leap headfirst into a woodchipper and if the "evil government" stops them from doing so, the fact they were stopped from leaping headfirst into a woodchipper is "the worst kind of tyranny". To make matters worse, the woodchipper rights activists are often taken to hospitals after their brushes with woodchippers, either due to injury or suspected mental health issues, which doubles up on the tyranny, and the encounter becomes the "WORST worst kind of tyranny" , doubling up on the worst's and capitalizing on them as well. Woodchipper rights activists can be seen about noon, rousing from sleep in their parents basement to declare literally everything thats ever been done is "the worst kind of tyranny"
"bruh, that woodchipper rights activist damn near died yesterday. He just tries to leap into the woodchipper to prove he has real freedom"
A person who protests just to brag about how good of a person they are.
White liberals don't really care about black people, they are just a bunch of soapbox activists.
someone who is always wearing headphones 24/7.
"You miles your sucha headphone activist, do you ever thake those earbudes out?"
Someone who makes a fool of themselves publicly protesting stupid opinions about dumb ideas.
On live tv “I’m an activist”(not knowing they basically just told the world they’re an idiot).
Someone who is active in sitting around, arguing about something they hate, and rise up in groups to complain and due nothing about something they have an opinion about. An opinion nobody cares about except them.
I am an “activist”, here’s my complaint(yells violently, throwing a temper tantrum) “Then sits around and does nothing about it”
Decedent by manner of homicide who crawls out of their own grave.
That activist is wearing the clothes I buried her in; they look bad.