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One of the Greatest players in Major League Baseball currently, if not the greatest. Is often compared to Ted Williams and Joe Dimaggio for his amazing success through his first five years. Is having yet another great year this year, and set the April home run record, with 14 homers. Could very well break many records before his career is said and done, if he stays healthy. A much more popular player than Barry Bonds, who is hated throughout the media and fanbase for his attitude and his possible use of steroids.
Albert Pujols hit three home runs in one game against the Reds, including a walkoff homerun. Then Barry Bonds tried to be like Pujols and struck out 4 times.
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Albert beldad is a very famous individual hailed from the celestial lands of Burati island. Numerous fans all around the world are singing praises of his feats and beauty. AB Nation is number one in the world!
Albert beldad is the best!
I warzone in Minnesota, often affiliated with homo-erotic soldiers raping each other. Opps tremble and run. Zoomalis such as Abdi and Ayuub are scared to spin the block.
I raped that homo thug on North Albert
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A fatass male who is infamous for trying to get nudes from 13 year olds and RPing at age 25. He is sometimes referred to as “Bert,” and often smells like b.o. and McDonald’s.
“I know we’re not together, but can your boobs and butt be mine?” -Albert Lozano.
Fat albert is another way of saying " qurter gram of cocaine " back in the days.
" Yo, get me some fat albert"
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the finest mf out there in the world, hes so good at gaming like wow, those sponser videos he does and he adds lore to those videos are amazing i cry for him, i scream for him, i would want him to fuck me so hard until i throb. his big sexy ass juicy abs r so hot.
person 1: did u see albert aretz big bloody radioactive diarrhea last night?
person 2: all i saw was his juicy good looking abs, god i would get on his lushes lips and have him fuck the hell out of me until i go sore or throb
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R.A.F. slang for a C-130 "Hercules" transport aircraft and its derivatives. Generally considered a term of affection for the aircraft type.
"We'll have to hold short, I just heard there's a Fat Albert on finals."
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