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Sexy, Romantic, Hot, Gorgeous, Beautiful, Heart Made of Angel's Love, Funny, Caring, Outgoing, Great Personality, Easy Going.
Every one in the Lozano family are amazing. Get to know one and they will change your life.
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the act of bailing out on a prior engagement involving friends which was initially organized by you; this heinous act is usually conducted without informing such friends
Nate: Hey, where the hell is David?! He told me to meet him here over an hour ago.
Trace: I tried calling him but I got no answer. I don't think he's showing up.
Nate: That asshole just pulled a "Lozano"!!
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1. The most amazing thing you can imagine to the power of infinity
2. The only one that can kill chuck norris
"Legendary Lozano just defeated Chuck norris in china"
"WHAT!?!!!11one NO WAY!"
"FROM HOUSTON!"
"ZOMG! OUR SAVIOR"
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A fatass male who is infamous for trying to get nudes from 13 year olds and RPing at age 25. He is sometimes referred to as “Bert,” and often smells like b.o. and McDonald’s.
“I know we’re not together, but can your boobs and butt be mine?” -Albert Lozano.
The use of the 1992 film "Lawnmower Man" as the precise tipping point of film quality. Using Lozano's razor, all films but one can be categorized into two camps: "better than Lawnmower Man" or "worse than Lawnmower Man."
While she could argue the merits of the movie all night, in the end it always came down to Lozano's razor: Citizen Kane was decidedly better than Lawnmower Man.
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Hirving Lozano (also known at Chucky Lozano) is a great player on the Pexico national team and plays for S.S.C Napoli in the Serie A. Although he is injury prone, he is still better than Christian Pulisic
Wow did you see that Chucky Lozano goal, he is for sure better than Christian Pulisic.
-a coward
-a shit eating, masturbating little bitch
-a rotten fucking egg
- -1,000 big dick energy
-thinks he’s funny but he’s just very insecure
-Randal from monster’s inc
-attention span of an actual decomposing fly
-literally doesn’t care
-also he’s Mexican
Him: *doesnt text for a week because he doesn’t care and is a stupid little bitch*
Gf: “we’re over,esc”
Definition: a person who pretends to care and then breaks your heart.
“That person is such a joshua Lozano”
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