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Al Pacino

along with de niro and nicholson, he is the best actor of his generation. although his recent movies have sucked balls, he still makes them watchable because of his presence and extraordinary acting

al pacino has only one oscar. ONE!!!!

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

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Al Goldstein

Al (Alvin) Goldstein was a Jewish Pornographer from New York, who is known for many of his print publication such as Screw, a weekly tabloid featuring pornographic content. Al Goldstein has been noted for normalizing hardcore pornography in the modern world. He was also known for his strong belief in the first amendment, which can be seen in all of his works and material, however for this he was arrested 19 times on obscenity charges.

In an authors post on The American Conservative, Rod Dreher mentions Al told him that he only got into the pornographic business as a kid due to his uncle bringing him to a whorehouse to 'break him in'. That set Al in motion for what he became. "That set the hook. It ruined his life. A ruined life - that's what Al Goldstein did with the years he was given. RIP."

In Al Goldstein's later years, he began having financial woes as in 2003 the screw was unable to make payroll. Many of his productions entered bankruptcy, he lost properties, became jobless, penniless and was even homeless. He got to a point where his friends were financially supporting him. Respect from family dwindled as his own son, Jordan Goldstein, even disinvited Al from his Harvard Law School graduation.

Alvin Goldstein died on December 19, 2013 at a nursing hill in Cobble Hill, Brooklyn.

"The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks." -Al Goldstein

"Al Goldstein, like Larry Flynt, is a pornstar terrorist and he stole all my fucks! Gag order from a fucking terrorist!"

"Al Goldstein normalized hardcore pornography in America."

by god damn you al goldstein June 14, 2020

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al desco

Eating lunch at your desk

Lunchtime Food Goes al Desco

by Berit01 November 21, 2008

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al davisish

Coveting the player with the fastest 40 yard dash time at the NFL combine, regardless of any actual ability to play NFL football.

I was feeling particularly al davisish so I decided to select Usain Bolt with the first overall selection of the NFL Draft although he has never played football and has not expressed any desire to do so.

by Polar Marmot April 9, 2009

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Weird Al

Short for "Weird Al Yankovic".

A living legend that has made his name in spotlights for creating clever parodies of other hit songs. He even starred in one movie called UHF, which was highly underappreciated then, but now it's a cult classic. Overall, Weird Al is better off in music than in movies, despite how funny UHF was.

"Hey I know this song it's......hey this isn't Weird Al!!"
-me hearing a song that sounds like one of Weird Al's spoofs, until it turns out not to be Weird Al

by Dave June 22, 2004

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al pacino

The greatest living actor

Al Pacino's always good even in movies that aren't so hot

by Rattus cattus October 19, 2006

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Al Bundy

When a player on your fantasy football team scores 4 touchdowns in a single game.

My running back just scored his third touchdown. One more and he will pull off an Al Bundy.

by MikeV7297 December 18, 2010

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