I almost shed a tear.

Boo hoo mothefucker. Pull yourself together.

You cycled all the way across europe and you’re tired? Well, I almost shed a tear.

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Almost as bad as CATS the Musical.

1. True, unbridled horror.

2. An inexplicable time of hardship.

"The cancer was almost as bad as CATS the Musical."

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Almost choked on my cereal

An expression of utter and devastating surprise, brought about by some very accurate tea spilling.

Oh honey, I almost choked on my cereal, let me tell you ALL ABOUT IT.

i almost got head

to almost get head, to fail to recieve head

dee: hey alare give me head
alare: no... maybe
dee: man five john i almost got head

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Almost Min-maxed

When something is made to be almost perfect, with a minor adjustment or change.

The paladin you built in our campaign was almost min-maxed!

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sorta almost kinda maybe

Replaces the word maybe

Kid#1: Hey, you wanna rent a movie?
Kid#2: Sorta almost kinda maybe.

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My eyelashes almost burned off

When something smells really bad...

"walking down the street"

(jim) "nice day huh?"

(tony) "yeah"

(jim) "you smell that?"

(tony) "its not me"

(jim) "no i think its that dead racoon"

(tony) "damn that really does stink"

(jim) "hell yeah my eyelashes almost burned off"