almost saw the flocka wocka

when you’re on facetime and he almost shows you his dick on accident

person 1: *phone falls almost showing penis*

person 2: “Uh Oh almost saw the Flocka Wocka

Almost as bad as CATS the Musical.

1. True, unbridled horror.

2. An inexplicable time of hardship.

"The cancer was almost as bad as CATS the Musical."

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Almost choked on my cereal

An expression of utter and devastating surprise, brought about by some very accurate tea spilling.

Oh honey, I almost choked on my cereal, let me tell you ALL ABOUT IT.

i almost got head

to almost get head, to fail to recieve head

dee: hey alare give me head
alare: no... maybe
dee: man five john i almost got head

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Almost Min-maxed

When something is made to be almost perfect, with a minor adjustment or change.

The paladin you built in our campaign was almost min-maxed!

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sorta almost kinda maybe

Replaces the word maybe

Kid#1: Hey, you wanna rent a movie?
Kid#2: Sorta almost kinda maybe.

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My eyelashes almost burned off

When something smells really bad...

"walking down the street"

(jim) "nice day huh?"

(tony) "yeah"

(jim) "you smell that?"

(tony) "its not me"

(jim) "no i think its that dead racoon"

(tony) "damn that really does stink"

(jim) "hell yeah my eyelashes almost burned off"