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A place in the western part of the world with almost the exact opposite time of India.
Most viners come from America.
All of the citizens worship their mcdonalds and pray for rain (come on, like i'm the only one who does it?)
Some of us are racist against blacks, indians, robloxians, minecrafters, etc. But not all of us. Some of us are angels.
Girl: Someone put their shoes in my lettuce
Girl 2: they're probably from america
Memer: i'm thirsty for memes
Jimmy Here: *slides in* G E T S O M E F R E S H S Q U E E Z E D W E D N E S D A Y M Y D U D E
13 colonies that Ganged up and became the world superpower
UK:13 Colonies What Are you doing?
America/13 Colonies:LEAVING!
UK:You can’t
America/13 Colonies: OH YEAH?!? TRY US!
A girl who is classy yet temps onto children’s toys. She is shy but lit. She can turn up a party yet some how control one. She has good advise, friendship, and makes people laugh. America is willing to help people that ask her. But bitch u gotta ask. She is smart af and if u friends with her ya got sum luck.
Oh look it’s America! She is eating a breakfast pizza.
fuck with America, and they'll bomb the shit out of you and your country.
random terrorist: DEATH TO AMERICA!!!!....wait, is that a missle!?!
Man that lady's ass is bigger than my future, I love America.
The fat kid brought a gun to school because America is great.
A screwed country with an entirely useless president. Almost all citizens have no hope for the future.
Person 1: America is screwed, man.
Person 2: Yah, that's true