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America

Comin again to save the motherfuckin day yeah

America, Fuck yeah

by ThatoneleprechaunGandalf October 14, 2020

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America

A racist country which was never great, and a lot of the white people hate black people for no reason.😁

Random person:Make America great again!
Random person: when was it ever great?

by Periodt‼️ May 31, 2020

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America

A place in the western part of the world with almost the exact opposite time of India.

Most viners come from America.

All of the citizens worship their mcdonalds and pray for rain (come on, like i'm the only one who does it?)
Some of us are racist against blacks, indians, robloxians, minecrafters, etc. But not all of us. Some of us are angels.

Girl: Someone put their shoes in my lettuce

Girl 2: they're probably from america

Memer: i'm thirsty for memes

Jimmy Here: *slides in* G E T S O M E F R E S H S Q U E E Z E D W E D N E S D A Y M Y D U D E

by xXxOOFxXx April 9, 2018

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America

fuck with America, and they'll bomb the shit out of you and your country.

random terrorist: DEATH TO AMERICA!!!!....wait, is that a missle!?!

by WOWWRWRVWRV November 21, 2007

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America

A screwed country with an entirely useless president. Almost all citizens have no hope for the future.

Person 1: America is screwed, man.

Person 2: Yah, that's true

by TheD.vaMainer March 20, 2017

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America

Edgy School shooters.

Me: Hey bro! Wanna go to America?
British Friend: No mate, too much school shootas!

by WaxHandler June 21, 2019

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America

America is the land of the free, founded through revolution from high british taxation.

However, a nation of hypocrites, as it taxes are now higher than that which caused its start.

It is a nation of patriots, even if they'll shoot each other for an extra buck.

It is a nation which can own guns, and cannot see that owning a gun mostly prevents crime.

America seems like the riches nation on earth, even as it is the poorest by terms of debt-to-GDP.

America is a land of easy money, where elected officials are paid $150,000+ for life to be corrupt and not show up for work at any time.

It is a place where the media is run by the big business, which runs the country.

It is a land that is very diverse, yet easily travelled.

It is a land, young in time, made wise by war, and yet still makes foolish decisions.

A country built for and run by the banks.

Yet in all this, corruption, false ways, and evil doings, America still sucks less.

If the world were given a test, America would get a solid B.

Guy: Man America hates change.
Constitution: Yes, we do.

Britain: Look at America, stealing all of our credit after WW2.
Germany: You know you wouldn't have won without them, considering we were at your doorstep ready to get inside.

Soviet Union: We hate eachodderz guts.

by Coalman December 28, 2013

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