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goy angst

a feeling of deep anxiety or dread caused one or more of the following: overwhelming credit card debt, poor life decisions, inability to maintain independence, poor diet consisting of mostly goy slop resulting in poor health and obesity, lack of activity beyond netflix binges, and other typical gentile behaviors.
while everyone is susceptible to experiencing angst over any of these situations, this type of angst is goy angst when a gentile blames all these personal issues on the jewish population and insists that all jews are conspiring against the goyim to enforce a new world order of feudalism. holocaust denial is also a common sign of goy angst.

dante's hatred for the jews is just goy angst: he's broke, lives with his parents, diabetic, has no health insurance, and spends the majority of his time watching netflix while eating bacon cheeseburgers and drinking coors light

by steg0saur March 7, 2023


Teen angst

Woe-is-me syndrome

Teenagers who think they have it rough also associated with playing the woe-is-me card aka teen angst

by Irvineisconfined September 8, 2021


posten angst

That moment of dread and queasiness right before you log into your work email. (For severe cases, particularly on Mondays at 9:00 am, Uber Posten Angst.)

Sam, passing by Deb's desk: "What's wrong, Deb? You look kind of dazed and bummed out."

Deb, staring at computer screen and sighing: "Posten Angst. You know."

Sam: "Egh. Do I ever."

by Fancy Rae March 27, 2014


Sunday Night Angst

The act of posting an angsty status or picture to Facebook complaining about the impending Monday. If you're lucky, you'll scroll past about five to ten of these.

Aw man, Sunday already? This seems like I can get away with a few likes by posting a Sunday Night Angst status.

by Peabrain December 2, 2012


Period Angst

The stress you feel on your period not pre-period. The "PMS" without the "P" part. Inspired by a combination of showing teenage angst symptoms whilst on your period but no longer being a teenager.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to shout, I am just feeling a lot of period angst right now.

by G-snaps January 21, 2022


poor-angst

A stage most financially inferior individuals go through. Instead of taking the time to feel better about themselves, they elaborate their sad feelings by expressing their hatred and disgust towards individuals that are indeed flooded in racks, a top floor boss if you would. Some become so brain damaged that they stay poor forever.

Jrug: "Ara's such a drama queen. Why is she so upset?"

Yeezus: "Don't worry about it, she's going through her poor-angst phase. She's broke, remember?"

by Jrugggggggggggg February 26, 2024