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Anyone who is caught posting anonymously online talking shit about themselves, their friends, using slurs and promoting their own paid services. Also known to be very bad at art and use a high pitched fake dramatic voice for everything. Also obese & known to catfish.
Wow Creepshow Art lost 20% of her subs. So crazy I bet by next month she’ll have under 300,000 now.
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Someone who completely lacks any artistic talent or creativity whatsoever. Always talking about themselves and their "work", these people go to great lengths to appear as real artists. Art posers have never had an original thought or idea in their lives but act as though everything they do is groundbreaking and original. They always hang together in little cliques and are highly suspicious of any "outsider"--particularly real artists who might expose them for what they really are. The titles of their "work" are always pretentious and completely meaningless; for example, a grey canvas with a small pink spot in one corner, titled "The Juxtaposition of Random Gratification #109." The lengthy descriptions they give of their "work" consist of rambling pseudointellectual bullshit that took 25 times the amount of time to compose than the actual piece itself; this is to compensate for the fact that the work only took 15 minutes to make, with no artistic ability at all. Art posers are typically so delusional that they don't realize how delusional they are. Art posers always worship Andy Warhol and strive to be just like him. Art posers often stand around in galleries, pretending to find deep meaning in other art posers' work. They frequently use the word "ambiguous" and will spend half an hour offering a pseudointellectual analysis of a grey, or blank canvas. Art posers have been known to mistake light switches in galleries as part of the sculptural exhibit.
Tasha is such an art poser.
This gallery sucks, what a bunch of art posers!
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A Red Light at a traffic signal.
"Hey, Nathan..." (indicate looking)
"Oh, yeah, an art show...whoa"
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A once-great company which slowly turned to shit (around when they decided that monopolizing sports licenses was better than having to make a good game); made some great games in the 90s which either were forgotten (ex. The Haunting for the Sega Genesis in 1993) or ran into the ground (ex. Madden); can unite gamers from all backgrounds because of its sheer crappiness.
A: Electronic Arts? Didn't they make Mutant League Football?
B: Yeah, but that was actually fun to play so it never got a sequel. Instead Electronic Arts thought the world wanted to play Need For Speed: T.R.A.S.H instead.
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Art Modell was the owner of the Cleveland Browns from 1961-1995. In 1995, after sucking every dick in Baltimore and taking quite a few in his ass, he moved the Browns to Baltimore and renamed the team the Baltimore Ravens. He is known as the Antichrist in most circles and actual rioting took place in Cleveland after the move. He reportedly died of coronary problems in 2012 but he would need to have a heart for that to be true. After his death, Art Modell has talked about relocating Hell. Art Modell's last name can be used as a synonym for shitting or moving.
Marco: Hey, where's the bathroom dude?
Josh: Around the corner, just don't Modell in there.
Lisa: How was work honey?
Cameron: Pretty bad, the office is being modelled so I have to drive an extra half and hour to work now.
Rick: Did you hear Art Modell died?
Derek: Yeah, I heard he's sucking a bag of dicks down in Hell.