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Astro Girl

A female who is very 420 friendly.

Lucas: she’s always smoking
Gus: yeah she’s an astro girl

by AstroBoe September 26, 2021


Astro-Ninny!

An expletive used in response to another person attempting a 'mansplanation' of the difference between ASTROLOGY and ASTRONOMY. Frequently used to interrupt long supercilious diatribes on science, the occult, and the distinctions between them, .

T: "You know, there is a big difference between astrology and astronomy! Star signs are part of astrology. Astronomy is..."
M interrupting: "Astrology, astronomy - what is the difference?"
T: "There is a big difference. Astronomy is based on science. Astrology and star signs is not but rather..."
M shouting: "ASTRO-NINNY!" End of the conversation.}

by Sleap Reeder June 10, 2022


Astro-Bate

Astro-bate: Verb, to cum into someone's dream

Wife: you happened to cum into my dream last night
Husband: Yeah, I fealt the need to astro-bate

by cacnjrc January 6, 2019


astro boofing

The act of self administering one’s drug of choice by covering it in Astro gel, working it into a paste and then inserting anally

Bro, David is so high right now. Is he Astro boofing all our molly?

by Nugchugger July 7, 2022


Astro-Ducky

A grouping duo lil mama jamma between to epic friends. Epicack. Epicok. Episode. and more. Come see us when we play in Utica. Just search yourself. feel whats in there, and out there. It's infinite. The duck prevails. Come see thrills, chills, spills, screams, criez, laughs, historical fiction, historical truthies. Aliens. All of these things

From Crusha with love,
Burtus and Wadley

Dude Elon Rusk wishes he could have this bone proof 100 proof bone. Thats beef.

No, thats Astro-Ducky.

by Blart White mall bop January 22, 2022


Astro Butt

When you have a case of a sweaty itchy chaffing bottom that is out of this world.

Its 100 degrees out and im wearing wool pants, dude ive got a sick case of astro butt.

by derpppp9999 June 30, 2011


Houston Astros

You notice that teams that haven't been losing against the Yankees much that year get investigated, but when was the last time anybody investigated the Yankees? LA is the same way, other teams either go along with the LA teams program or theres an investigation.

The Houston Astros and the Red Sox, teams that had been giving the Yankees trouble in the past few years are the teams that got investigated it turns out, which seems to be what happens when the Yankees don't win a title that year. The same time winning every year isnt interesting, some people root for the team that's going to keep a season interesting over impressive stats and a winning record. Some people root for the team that never wins because they're everything the Yankees are not, they're not agreeable that the Yankees should win a title every year, and that doesnt mean they're okay with their team losing.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020