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Has a video game sensibility. A) Used to describe someone who can start playing a video game at more than 'novice' level, due to extensive experience playing video games. B) Could also be used to describe someone whose video game sensibility stretches into the real world to a degree that is somewhat comical or absurd, or who chooses to describe people and events as if they are game characters or targets.
The word comes from the fact that gamers automatically understand that a red barrel in a video game will explode when shot.
A) This is his first time playing, but we shouldn't go easy on him. He has extensive red barrel awareness.
B) I noticed his red barrel awareness when he briefly considered driving between the cars in the traffic ahead of him, since it would only cause minor damage, and the car would still be drivable. I was scared.
A disability affecting some people when they are trying to fall asleep. Psycho-analytic awareness sufferers will focus on any noise (most commonly the television or room mates talking) to the point where they cannot fall asleep. This likely is caused by the individuals unconscious attempts to make sentences and paragraphs out of the words they hear just before sleep. Can often cause sleeplessness and insomnia.
Marie left the television on the Food Network in the living room again last night. I layed away all night listening to it through the wall because of my psycho-analytic awareness.
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The ability to precisely determine the difference between a humid fart or shitting oneself inadvertently. Prevents having to check one's pants with moisture-laden gaseous emissions. Combining with anal dexterity permits the ability to release humid, rancid gaseous emissions while precisely holding back hydraulic pressure in the rectum and avoiding a mess.
"Shit! I just shat myself. I wish I had better anal tactile awareness so I would have known that wasn't a fart."
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Feb. 13th, the day before Valentine's Day. Because so many people don't have relationships (or do, and they hate Valentine's Day anyway), Feb 13th is the day where single people do nothing, there are no cards, no flowers or anything like that.
Happy singles awareness day!
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Person making it aware of what celebrity A is doing even though some may not care. Potential stalker material
HBO Fan 1: "Ralph Garman is talking about Emma Stone again! I'm glad he does this, She is sooo hot! He's my favorite celebrity awareness booster!"
HBO Fan 2: Take a drink!
HBO Fan 3: He's kinda creepy
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the ability to react to objects while walking and texting...
dude my cell phone awareness is off i almost knocked over that stand!!!!
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a syndrome linked to a fetus becoming aware while in the womb. Usually accompanied by symptoms of hyper intelligence and hyper lethargy.
Ben has fetal awareness syndrome. He is really lazy but smart.
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