Parent #1: My little boy is doing very well in school, A' plus in every class!"
Parent #2: *scoffs* "Nice, mines getting mostly B's and C's..."
Parent #3: "Gah dayum, your kid's ripe..."
Parent #1 and #2: "SHUT UP FRANKLIN!"
A less annoying version of the word 'lit'
"That's pretty ripe."
"This party is ripe"
-Marley Kuhn
Ripe means you have a big bum with juicyness and dwayne johnson stares
Super cool gang shit. Something so extraordinary, it makes you go speechless.
Something absolutely earth-shattering!
Man, that song's ripe as fuck!
T's become quite ripe over the years!
The particular day when pimples/boils finally come to head and are ready to be popped.
Dude 1: "Hey dude, that pimple on your chin looks especially big today"
Dude 2: "Heck yeah it does, it's Ripe Day and I can finally get rid of this pesky son of a beach."
A penis in it's maximum state of arousal.
He was trying to hide his ripe banana, but the speedo he was wearing made it impossible.