banana is a dog but also a God because dog spelled backwards is God.
Ah... Wellllll actually banana is the most powerful dog in the universe. It destroyed all the other dogs in the puppy bowl of 2019!
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The most commonly used "Safe Word" during BDSM sexual games and activities.
"Stop it you bad girl."
"Ouch that really Effin hurts."
"Stop it, no really STOP it."
"BANANA"
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For all you kids who shouldn't even be on this site, and have searched up the word banana, imma give the REAL definition you were looking for!
BA-NA-NA: A WORD USED TO DESCRIBE A DICK. LIKE HOW LONG DAT DICK BE. ALL YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE REFERRING TO HOW LONG THERE BANANAS ARE YOU'LL BE THAT ONE KID WHO STILL HAS THE MIND IN THE FRUIT BOWL. THIS IS THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY KID, YOU GOTTA WAKE UP (and eat dat dick ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)).
"Hey did you give Sally the banana yet?"
"Yeah man, that girl sucked me DRY"
"How am supposed to know if he really likes me or not?"
"Ask him for a banana, if he gives you that devilish smirk of his you KNOW he interested. If reaches into his bag and gives an actual banana, R.I.P."
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Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.
Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
"That Banana is in the hospital, did you hear?"
"Yeah man, I should sue Onision."
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Why the hell are you searching up banana? Simpleton.
Why the fuck don't you know what a banana is?
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Why the fuck are you looking up a banana on urban dictionary? You have access to the internet you privileged shit! How do you not know what a banana is? Its a fucking yellow dildo.
"I looked up banana in the urban dictionary and it made me feel bad."
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A subscriber to Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death.
Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped..
Guy 1: Hey , have you heard of Onision?
Guy 2: Oh you mean the next hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself*
BANANA
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