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The barbed wire dildo is a tool used for the raping of deserving men.
This contraption is usually a home made device that is manufactured with the combination of a day to day x large dildo, with heavy duty barbed wire wrapped along the entire length (usually melted in for extra durabilty). Some people also mix it up by melting shards of glass and rusty nails to make the experience more interesting.
Mel and I were so angry that we decided to rape his anus with the barbed wire dildo.
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act of shoving a lubed piece of PVC pipe full of barbed wire into a persons anus and removing the PVC, causing their anus to clamp down on the barbed wire. Chance of survival: 0%
"I'm gonna pull a barbed wire trick on that motherfucker!"
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Someone who is incredibly lazy, or won't pitch in to help.
Want to help us out here you Tub-of-lard Barb?
When you roofie someone, cut open their stomach and put kittens inside. Then, sew the stomach back up. Punch the person in the stomach, causing the kittens to claw their way out, bursting through the seams. The claws will feel like barbed wire and the person will look like a kangaroo with babies in their pouch.
She said she was a freak, but she wasn’t ready for that Barbed Wire Kangaroo!
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Elite barbs and goblin drill are cards in the game call Clash Royale. People who actually use Elite barbs for a living just like bouncing on BBC. Same goes for people who use Goblin drill. Every time I go vs people like this I turn a part of the 97%.
Me:You wanna 1v1 in Clash Royale
Guy:Yea sure but ima use Elite barbs and goblin drill?
Me:Yea no
When a female gives a blowjob and uses far too much teeth until the ejaculate is mixed with blood.
"Did you see Clay walkin weird the other day?"
"I heard Bad Blowjob Barb (BBJB) got to him."
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getting naked and provocatively going about your business in a sexual fashion.
If you don't get your barb out tonight, I'm gunna be real upset.
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